Caption Contest #17

I got plastic surgery on my nose and... uh, lets just say things didn't work out the way that I'd hoped

yes i did just get nose surgery... Why do you ask?

clone um i like look better yah

Awww, Vader, c'mon...this isn't my first job interview. You know you need me.

I specifically said, 'No Salesmen Allowed'.

Whoever played hide-and-seek with my helmet isn't going to like being found...

...so when my helmet's internal tanning lights blew, I got this scar across my face...

Tell one more time that my death in Episode 6 was real, Mr. Lucas, or I'll shoot you.

The Fresh Bounty Hunter of Bel-Air

The last guy almost laughed when I told him he was a dead man...just like you.