Caption Contest #17

And this was BEFORE the Sarlacc? Good lord...

Thank you for coming, I need to talk to you about a very sensitive subject ... What flavor of Girl Scout cookies do you want?

You wanna know how i got these scars?...

Yo, Back in the day, when I was a slave, livin' life in the fast lane like in a pot race. And I an't into drama, cuz I'm the coolest bounty hunter and no man be better than me. 6feet, got the imperial fleet backin'
me up, with the attempt to defeat. I'm with the death star, cuz they give me payments on my car.
Yo, my back pack's got jets, Cuz I'm Boba, the Fett. Well, I bounty hunt for Jabba hutt to finance my vette. Well, I chilled in deep space, and a mask is over my face. And you can talk and slack and chat all day, but my time I don't like to waste. GET DOWN!!! wOrD

The difference between you and me...I make this look good.

You *honestly* don't know who I am? You're kidding, right?

"You think I'm bad? Get a look at Vader!"

"You only wish I looked this good."

Doctor: Why dont you like your nose job?
Boba: Well doc.........when I got home, I looked into the mirror....... and I wasnt too happy with what I saw.

"Remember kiddies, Just Say No To Spice! You don't want someone like ME coming after you, now do you?"