Caption Contest #17

Awww, Vader, c'mon...this isn't my first job interview. You know you need me.

clone um i like look better yah

Whoever played hide-and-seek with my helmet isn't going to like being found...

I specifically said, 'No Salesmen Allowed'.

...so when my helmet's internal tanning lights blew, I got this scar across my face...

Tell one more time that my death in Episode 6 was real, Mr. Lucas, or I'll shoot you.

it aint easy bein a hardass and a gorilla cameo.

No, seriously, I will kill you.

So, never figured I was this ugly huh?

If you like this you should see my other "gun"