Caption Contest #16

3po:hello. im c3po, and id love to help u in any way possible...
fett:uh, ok fruitcake, how 'bout u leave me alone?
3po:if i could cry i would be bawling right now! (runs off)
fett:oh thank God

Vador: Bobafett I need you to go kill Luke Skywalker!
Bobafett: Why vador?
Vador: Bobafett I want you to kill him just because he's
not evil!
Bobafett: I don't really feel like it right now.
Vador: I comand you to do it this instant!!!!
Bobafett: NO I DON'T FEEL LIKE IT !!!!!!!!
Vador: If you do it I will let you destroy what ever you want............
Bobafett: Ok I will do it.
Vador: Ok now heres your carbon rifle and now go kill Luke!!!!!
Bobafett: Oh .......... Yeah its killin time now.

C-3PO => Thats some mighty big cans of deodorant you have for the wookie mister Fett sir.

3po:my sensors indicate that u r very depressed.
Boba:WHAT DO U THINK? I LOST MY GIRLFRIEND, I'M HAVIN' TROUBLE W/ THE RENT, & NOW THIS WOOKIE IS SHAKING IT 'S FRICKEN BUTT AT ME!

Boba:look at that city slicker with his fur coat and big black shades.
3po:that's a tawn-tawn...
Boba:i still don't like him!

C3P0:u know u don't look cool doing that
Boba: yes, well... SHUT UP!

Sorry, no oversized, hairy, stinky flea-bitten, retarded bears allowed.

Yipes!!! You are bigger in Person

Boba is playing rock paper scissors with chewie........

Boba: Rock..paper..scissors!
Chewie: Euueeerr?
Boba: You know.....we were playing rock paper scissors?
Chewie: Urrrrrrrgh!!
Boba: Fine then! I'll play on my own, you furry gasket!
Chewie: Ur-ROARGH!!!
Boba: shut up!............

Stonps angrily away.

3PO: Excuse me, but are you the Maker? I can't seem to remember...
Boba: Deal with it. We all have father issues.