Caption Contest #16

Do I look even more bad ass folding my arms or not?

Vador: Bobafett I need you to go kill Luke Skywalker!
Bobafett: Why vador?
Vador: Bobafett I want you to kill him just because he's
not evil!
Bobafett: I don't really feel like it right now.
Vador: I comand you to do it this instant!!!!
Bobafett: NO I DON'T FEEL LIKE IT !!!!!!!!
Vador: If you do it I will let you destroy what ever you want............
Bobafett: Ok I will do it.
Vador: Ok now heres your carbon rifle and now go kill Luke!!!!!
Bobafett: Oh .......... Yeah its killin time now.

Bobafett: Im going to kill you!
Luke: No please don't!
Bobafett: But I really want to!
Luke:No please don't you don't need to anyway!
Bobafett: Yeah I know but im going to anyway.
Luke:No please don't
Bobafett:Bye luke just letyou know I didn't get ordered to do this I just was bored and your not evil so I have to kill you bye.

Fett: Y'know, I may be a badass bounty hunter who doesn't fear death or a Sarlaac Pit, but even I can't stand this awful 1970's animation special.

*Begins to breakdance and sing, "Cant't touch this! Da dadda doo. Da doo, can't touch this!"

Boba: Crap, someone spilled coffee on my frame. Threepio, clean it up!
C-3PO: Sir, I'm only an interpreter! Besides, it's in pretty deep!
Boba: Do it or I'll feed you to Chewbacca.
C-3PO: But...uhhh, I'll give you the address of who spilled the coffee.
Boba: I'm going to another frame. If you get it out tell me. Chewie, look hungry.

BOBA FETT: your Jealous because im a fn hard ass who can whip cord u in a second .
C3PO: WEll u know ive never though of it that way
BOBA FETT: And just out of curiosity do u ever blink

"Alright you punks, where's the bathroom?"

C3PO: Hello, my name is C3PO. I am a protocol droid, and I speak over 7 million---
Fett: Shut it before I fry your circuits.

C3PO: Why so angery?

Fett: Damn Lucas said he'd only give me better colored armor if he wrote a stupid death scene for me......