Caption Contest #16

Boba: I'm a barbie girl, in a barbie world, life in plastic, it's fantastic!
3PO: I prefer life in metal myself.

Boba: Does this out outfit make my butt look big?

Sorry, no oversized, hairy, stinky flea-bitten, retarded bears allowed.

BOBA FETT: your Jealous because im a fn hard ass who can whip cord u in a second .
C3PO: WEll u know ive never though of it that way
BOBA FETT: And just out of curiosity do u ever blink

Hmph. My first impression on the world of Star Wars, and I look like I've been colored in with the last five crayons that nobody wanted to use.

Boba: "...and You're both getting paid how much!.., hmm..I'd better look for another agent."

I cross my arms every change I get, it makes me look more baaaaaad

Boba, thinking: "Man, even in this crappy, washed-out, 1970's holiday special I still am one bad@$$ bounty hunter..."

3P0: "Congratulations, Mr. Fett! You're a father now!"
Boba (thinking): "Damn! I knew that Aurra Sing was trouble! Okay... Try to look cool for the camera..."
3P0: "It's a boy!"
Boba: "He's worth a lot to me..."

Fett: I don't know why Jabba gave him to me.