C-3PO => Thats some mighty big cans of deodorant you have for the wookie mister Fett sir.
— Karnorjax of Corsham UK on 03/25/2008
Caption #1378:
Vador: Bobafett I need you to go kill Luke Skywalker!
Bobafett: Why vador?
Vador: Bobafett I want you to kill him just because he's
not evil!
Bobafett: I don't really feel like it right now.
Vador: I comand you to do it this instant!!!!
Bobafett: NO I DON'T FEEL LIKE IT !!!!!!!!
Vador: If you do it I will let you destroy what ever you want............
Bobafett: Ok I will do it.
Vador: Ok now heres your carbon rifle and now go kill Luke!!!!!
Bobafett: Oh .......... Yeah its killin time now.
— Alyse Kennedy of Florida on 03/25/2008
Caption #1379:
3po:hello. im c3po, and id love to help u in any way possible...
fett:uh, ok fruitcake, how 'bout u leave me alone?
3po:if i could cry i would be bawling right now! (runs off)
fett:oh thank God
— glutius maximus of uranus on 03/26/2008
Caption #1380:
Bobafett: Im going to kill you!
Luke: No please don't!
Bobafett: But I really want to!
Luke:No please don't you don't need to anyway!
Bobafett: Yeah I know but im going to anyway.
Luke:No please don't
Bobafett:Bye luke just letyou know I didn't get ordered to do this I just was bored and your not evil so I have to kill you bye.
— Alyse of Florida on 03/26/2008
Caption #1382:
"3PO! what did I tould you about teasing your brother R2?"
— DanDBC on 03/27/2008
Caption #1383:
No, just because my junk looks strappingly huge the way I accentuate it, doesn't mean I am into gay golden robots. Who's your little friend?
— Grim Raven of Delaware, OH on 03/28/2008
Caption #1385:
does this look infected to you?
— matt of palmyra, NY on 03/31/2008
Caption #1386:
boba-thats right 3po Im dating britney spears and its awesome.
3po-so im dating jabba.
boba-what your gay?
3po-maybe...
— george bjon on 04/02/2008
Caption #1387:
*Begins to breakdance and sing, "Cant't touch this! Da dadda doo. Da doo, can't touch this!"
— A Ninjatrooper of Imperial Ninja Academy, CA on 04/02/2008
Caption #1388:
fett:*mutters*yeah, its gonna b a gig at a club, yeah, stupid vader & his little security jobs... HEY! WHAT'RE U LOOKIN' AT???