Caption Contest #16

I am not the Mandalore you are looking for.

jeeesh! and I thought football uniforms were bad...

C-3PO: Is he awake? I can't tell.
R2-D2: *Beep*
C-3PO: You want me to do what to him?
Boba fett: Yeah, want do you want him to do to me?

Boba: Crap, someone spilled coffee on my frame. Threepio, clean it up!
C-3PO: Sir, I'm only an interpreter! Besides, it's in pretty deep!
Boba: Do it or I'll feed you to Chewbacca.
C-3PO: But...uhhh, I'll give you the address of who spilled the coffee.
Boba: I'm going to another frame. If you get it out tell me. Chewie, look hungry.

Fett: What? Don't look at me, I didn't steal his Wookiee braids

C3PO: I suggest a new strategy, Master Fett. Let the Wookiee win.

Boba Fett: *Incoherent mumbling*

No, YOU put Captain Solo in the cargo hold!

I'm sorry. If you don't have a backstage pass you can't come in to see AC/Wookiee...

Boba Fett resents the implication that he is a two-dimensional character.

Throw a pink highlight here and there and you will be all set