Caption Contest #16

Boba: Face it, guys. I'm the only good thing that's coming out of this Holiday Special.

After finally apprehending the one responsible for releasing his private dance video-gone-wrong all over the HoloNet, Boba contemplates how a couple new Wookiee-hair braids would complement his armor.

C3PO: I suggest a new strategy, Master Fett. Let the Wookiee win.

Boba Fett: *Incoherent mumbling*

C3PO: Chewbacca, I don't believe this starring contest is going to work.

Boba: *sigh* I'm Boba Fett and I have a gambling problem.
Everyone: Hi Boba.

Hmph. My first impression on the world of Star Wars, and I look like I've been colored in with the last five crayons that nobody wanted to use.

3PO: please daddy, can i keep him please? I promise to take care of him this time!
Fett: Son raising a Wookie is a big responsibility and i just don't know if your ready.

CPO: Oops?
R2-D2: beeps
Fett: Oops is right, I told you to always Walk the wookie after every meal!

Just look at our colors....honestly, have ANY of these guys heard of reference photos? This is as bad as bringing in the wrong person for a bounty....