Caption Contest #14

"Now just listen, please. Take off the helmet, grow a beard...like me. You see, we want a truly ruthless antogonist. A real man. Trust me, the audience will love it. Your fans will love it. Trust me..."
[Boba thinking] "Sigh..."

Boba:Dangit, Dengar, I told you: no 80's hairstyles.
Dengar: But....
Boba: SHAVE IT. AND THAT LITTLE BEARD.
Dengar: but i look dumb caompletely bald!
Boba: heres a towel. knock yourself out.

and lord vader tells me not to disintegrate anyone. just look at this guy!!!!

talk to the elbow, 'cause the hand wants to slap ya!

The director's "Invisible pineapple" joke just wasn't funny anymore

Director: Join me, and together we will rule the galaxy as Director and Bounty hunter!
Darth Vader (thinking): Why does that sound familiar?

Boba: look at him. with his little blue flashlight, thinking he's so hot and all.
Vader: That's my son, Luke.
Boba: I, er, mean, he's very talented, I'll give you that! (nervous laugh)

Your lips keep moving, but all I hear is "blah, blah, blah..."

Hey, guess what, I can tell you the future. So theres going to be this fan site right, and then theres going to be this member of the message boards. And there are going to be these caption contests where they put captions on these pictures. And on #14 some idiot called Adeptus Astartes who is a member of the boards is going to decide to try to be funny by mocking himself.

Heh, An Amish Bounty Hunter.