Caption Contest #14

What do youy mean this style won't be in forever!?

Boba's game of "ignore the screenwriter" had serious repercussions for the third film.

"Now just listen, please. Take off the helmet, grow a beard...like me. You see, we want a truly ruthless antogonist. A real man. Trust me, the audience will love it. Your fans will love it. Trust me..."
[Boba thinking] "Sigh..."

Hey, guess what, I can tell you the future. So theres going to be this fan site right, and then theres going to be this member of the message boards. And there are going to be these caption contests where they put captions on these pictures. And on #14 some idiot called Adeptus Astartes who is a member of the boards is going to decide to try to be funny by mocking himself.

Why is everything black and white? Why is this mime following me? WHY do I keep talking to myself?!

Maybe I should get off Lunesta. Now I'm seeing Abe Lincoln everywhere I go. Aaaahh! Now everything's dark!

Dude, Boba, you gotta believe me. I told Darth NOT to bring IG to the party man. Please dude....dont disintegrate me.

Salesman: So you see why you need to get these weapon upgrades for 1,000,000 credits?
Boba: LA LA LA, I'M NOT LISTENING! LA LA...

Now then Mr Fett, we have a great line of hair products. As you can see I use the "Man of the Universe" product. Now if you'd just take that helmet off...

...So then I had all the hair from my palms surgically implanted to my face which was quite... (Moments later this man was disintegrated)