Caption Contest #14

Boba: look at him. with his little blue flashlight, thinking he's so hot and all.
Vader: That's my son, Luke.
Boba: I, er, mean, he's very talented, I'll give you that! (nervous laugh)

Look! I told you! You can't have the Vegas showgirls in this film!!

How many times must I tell you ,NO!! Vegas Showgirls in this scene

talk to the elbow, 'cause the hand wants to slap ya!

Regardless of how friendly he was, Elroy the amish bounty hunter was never accepted by the hunting community.

Boba day dreams the day they came to discuss Sarlacc Safety.

Director: Cut!
Boba: What's wrong?
Director: You forgot to say "As you wish."
Boba: I'm Boba Fett, that rubbish doesn't apply to me.

Frank: Aw, Boba! Help me! Vader and IG are meanies!
Boba: Shut up, I'm watching TV...

Empire Strikes Back, scene 30, take 43.
Irving: Now Boba, I know it's a hard line, but "As you wish" isn't all that bad.
Boba: Yea, but it's to him. (points at Vader)
Irving: Oh, stop being a child. Just imagine something that makes you happy when you say the line.
Boba: Okay. Okay, I see a man named Irving getting his head blown off by me, and Darth Vader and IG-88 bow down at my feet. Thanks Irv!
Irving: Er, no... problem..

Man: "Now, Boba, we need to patch this little disagreement with Vader here..."
Boba: "Forget it. Telling me 'no disintegrations'--trying to tell me how to do my job! I won't put up with it."