Caption Contest #14

"Now just listen, please. Take off the helmet, grow a beard...like me. You see, we want a truly ruthless antogonist. A real man. Trust me, the audience will love it. Your fans will love it. Trust me..."
[Boba thinking] "Sigh..."

Now then Mr Fett, we have a great line of hair products. As you can see I use the "Man of the Universe" product. Now if you'd just take that helmet off...

The director's "Invisible pineapple" joke just wasn't funny anymore

Who allowed the leprechaun on the set?

Heh, An Amish Bounty Hunter.

Boba:yo dude,can i disintegrate you?
Frank:yeah sure
Boba:YEAH!!!!!!!!!
Frank:WAIT!
Boba:what?
Frank:i have to go to the bathroom!

Boba:i like pie...
other dude:well we can't have pie in this scene!
Boba:I'LL DISINIGRATE YOU IF YOU DON'T GET ME MY PIE!
other dude:im gonna get that pie now...
Boba:works every time...

Frank:i got 5 fingers!
Boba:i dont give a crap!

"Now in this scene, you come up behind me in the balcony.."

OK, now Boba...whad' I tell ya? - Boba: um, Shoot Vader? no wait! I got it! no, no I lost it...