Caption Contest #14

and lord vader tells me not to disintegrate anyone. just look at this guy!!!!

Boba:Dangit, Dengar, I told you: no 80's hairstyles.
Dengar: But....
Boba: SHAVE IT. AND THAT LITTLE BEARD.
Dengar: but i look dumb caompletely bald!
Boba: heres a towel. knock yourself out.

"Now just listen, please. Take off the helmet, grow a beard...like me. You see, we want a truly ruthless antogonist. A real man. Trust me, the audience will love it. Your fans will love it. Trust me..."
[Boba thinking] "Sigh..."

director- you are a bounty hunter got it.
use feeling!!!
boba-okay,okay i got it !!!!!
dierector- and action!
boba-uuuummmm. who am i again?
director-..................

Boba's game of "ignore the screenwriter" had serious repercussions for the third film.

Boba Fett: What's my motivation for this scene?
Man: You're a tough green dude with a gun, and you like to shoot things.
Boba Fett: Okay, got it. This helmet itches...

Frank:i got 5 fingers!
Boba:i dont give a crap!

What do youy mean this style won't be in forever!?

Boba:yo dude,can i disintegrate you?
Frank:yeah sure
Boba:YEAH!!!!!!!!!
Frank:WAIT!
Boba:what?
Frank:i have to go to the bathroom!

Boba:moo moo moo
JOe:wha...
Boba:i said moo moo moo
Joe:what?
Boba:i said moo moo moo moo!r-tards these days...
Joe:what?!
Boba:I SAID MOO MOO MOOO MOO MOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHY DOES THAT APPEAL TO YOU??!!!!!!.
jUST - JUST SHUT UP!!!!! SO i CAN KILL YOU !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!