Caption Contest #14

Now then Mr Fett, we have a great line of hair products. As you can see I use the "Man of the Universe" product. Now if you'd just take that helmet off...

Boba day dreams the day they came to discuss Sarlacc Safety.

Look! I told you! You can't have the Vegas showgirls in this film!!

Boba's game of "ignore the screenwriter" had serious repercussions for the third film.

director- you are a bounty hunter got it.
use feeling!!!
boba-okay,okay i got it !!!!!
dierector- and action!
boba-uuuummmm. who am i again?
director-..................

Heh, An Amish Bounty Hunter.

Boba:Dangit, Dengar, I told you: no 80's hairstyles.
Dengar: But....
Boba: SHAVE IT. AND THAT LITTLE BEARD.
Dengar: but i look dumb caompletely bald!
Boba: heres a towel. knock yourself out.

Boba Fett: What's my motivation for this scene?
Man: You're a tough green dude with a gun, and you like to shoot things.
Boba Fett: Okay, got it. This helmet itches...

"Now just listen, please. Take off the helmet, grow a beard...like me. You see, we want a truly ruthless antogonist. A real man. Trust me, the audience will love it. Your fans will love it. Trust me..."
[Boba thinking] "Sigh..."

Hey, guess what, I can tell you the future. So theres going to be this fan site right, and then theres going to be this member of the message boards. And there are going to be these caption contests where they put captions on these pictures. And on #14 some idiot called Adeptus Astartes who is a member of the boards is going to decide to try to be funny by mocking himself.