Director: Cut!
Boba: What's wrong?
Director: You forgot to say "As you wish."
Boba: I'm Boba Fett, that rubbish doesn't apply to me.
— Fett II of The Shiz on 10/24/2007
Caption #1205:
Frank: Aw, Boba! Help me! Vader and IG are meanies!
Boba: Shut up, I'm watching TV...
— Fett II of The Shiz on 11/13/2007
Caption #1207:
Empire Strikes Back, scene 30, take 43.
Irving: Now Boba, I know it's a hard line, but "As you wish" isn't all that bad.
Boba: Yea, but it's to him. (points at Vader)
Irving: Oh, stop being a child. Just imagine something that makes you happy when you say the line.
Boba: Okay. Okay, I see a man named Irving getting his head blown off by me, and Darth Vader and IG-88 bow down at my feet. Thanks Irv!
Irving: Er, no... problem..
— Fett II of The Shiz on 11/15/2007
Caption #1190:
Regardless of how friendly he was, Elroy the amish bounty hunter was never accepted by the hunting community.
— cujo of So Cal on 10/25/2007
Caption #1187:
Why is everything black and white? Why is this mime following me? WHY do I keep talking to myself?!
— Bambi of Philly on 10/24/2007
Caption #1188:
Maybe I should get off Lunesta. Now I'm seeing Abe Lincoln everywhere I go. Aaaahh! Now everything's dark!
— Zee of Philly on 10/24/2007
Caption #1191:
Salesman: So you see why you need to get these weapon upgrades for 1,000,000 credits?
Boba: LA LA LA, I'M NOT LISTENING! LA LA...
— Bambi of Philly on 10/25/2007
Caption #1204:
Boba: She's hot.
Man: Ok. Hmmmm. If you buy my useless crap, the girl comes free.
Boba: DEAL!!! :P
— Zee of Philly on 11/08/2007
Caption #1226:
Boba: look at him. with his little blue flashlight, thinking he's so hot and all.
Vader: That's my son, Luke.
Boba: I, er, mean, he's very talented, I'll give you that! (nervous laugh)
— Bambi of Philly on 12/19/2007
Caption #1227:
Your lips keep moving, but all I hear is "blah, blah, blah..."