Caption Contest #13

fett: sarrlac will you marr... sarlacc: gulp! yum bounty hunter my favorite. Hey what are you doing in their... owch! mommy help.

*Poof!*...That is the last time I volunteer for a magic trick.

This is the last time I ever make a bet at that sleezy cantina...and it just HAD to be Jabba's palace.

*Memorizing book* "Roses are red, violets are blue...Roses are---oh poodoo--is that a hummingbird? Great. The first time I put away my rifle..."

Sorrowfly, she closed the door on him as she realized that his illegible mumbles were not out of love but that Boba was merely drunk.

Boba-"Hello Mr.Smith. I'm here to pick up Lindsey."
Mr.Smith-"What's with the book of poems and flowers? Are you some sort of pansy?"
Boba-"No sir. I, uh, er..."*Blaster Fire*"Screw this. I'm gonna go home and watch Grey's Anatomy."

After being dumped, a drunken Boba tries one last time to win his love, but his only response is a punch to the gut when his "lover" is Han Solo.

Most bounty blood is red, when choke my bounty they turn blue, I got this poem from the cheezy book that I'm giving to you. (oh yeah, and a flower too)

Uuuuuhhhhh sure I'll hold your book for you, oh fine the flowers too, just don't... YOU TOOK A PICTURE!!!! Now you're gonna pay! :@

Hey! Just 'cause he's the most feared bounty hunter in the galaxy doesn't mean that he doesn't have feelings...