Caption Contest #13

Few knew of bobas older brother, "Casanova Fett".

"Um, I hope you like flowers, I had to fight a Acklay or two to get to them."

Now that the clone masters are gone I have to do this the hard way.

*walks up to leia* hi leia, um will u go out with me?
leia: well, i would but.. hey i though u got eaten!

*Sintas walks up behind boba as he asks leia out* BOBA WHAT THE ****!
Boba thinking"OH CRAP"
boba:hey hunny, I uh..
Leia: YOUR MARRIED AND UR HITTING ON ME??
Boba: Well I *SMACK*

Happy Birthday! My little Bat only for you, I do this!

(Fett talking with Leia) Wha...wha...WHAT?! There's a HAN too? Oh come on!!! You have no idea how many florists I had to kill for those flowers!

OHMIGOD, OHMIGOD, OHMIGOD!!!!! Leia looks soooo HOT!! *dark spot appears* AAAHHHH! This Can't be happening to me!

All this love and affection...*wakes up in a sweat* aaahhh! fhew! It was just a dream! (sees book in his hand) NOOOOOO!!!

Boba Fett, returning his "book" to the library... the librarian unaware that it was really a bomb. Soooo, he bought flowers to say sorry later.