Caption Contest #13

*Memorizing book* "Roses are red, violets are blue...Roses are---oh poodoo--is that a hummingbird? Great. The first time I put away my rifle..."

Boba-"Hello Mr.Smith. I'm here to pick up Lindsey."
Mr.Smith-"What's with the book of poems and flowers? Are you some sort of pansy?"
Boba-"No sir. I, uh, er..."*Blaster Fire*"Screw this. I'm gonna go home and watch Grey's Anatomy."

After being dumped, a drunken Boba tries one last time to win his love, but his only response is a punch to the gut when his "lover" is Han Solo.

Most bounty blood is red, when choke my bounty they turn blue, I got this poem from the cheezy book that I'm giving to you. (oh yeah, and a flower too)

Uuuuuhhhhh sure I'll hold your book for you, oh fine the flowers too, just don't... YOU TOOK A PICTURE!!!! Now you're gonna pay! :@

Boba starts singing: Leia's mom has got it going on. I had a crush on her since I was 10 & been waiting so long. Leia can't you see, you're just not the girl for me , but...
Leia: Boba, my mom is dead.
Boba: what?! NOOOOOOOOOO!!! :(

"So Mac do you think she'll like these?"

The weird thing was Boba- had no idea that Jabba the Hutt was his boyfriend's father.

Desperate for money due to a slump in bounties, Boba Fett once had a small stint as a Gigolo.

Boba Fett was rather distubed as he found a flower and love poem book on the ramp of Slave I. What was more disturbing was the fact that it was from Slave II...