Caption Contest #13

[EU Spoiler Alert]
(Shortly after Sintas is released from carbonite) So honey. I know things haven't been the best. But I think we can work things out. I've changed, you've got to believe me.

Waiting for his true love to come to the door, Boba wet himself and found a new use for his book.

fett: sarrlac will you marr... sarlacc: gulp! yum bounty hunter my favorite. Hey what are you doing in their... owch! mommy help.

Well, when Boba met Leia, it was love at first sight! Unfortunately, the Ewoks just had to tell him that flowers would win her heart...

Um.

Few knew of bobas older brother, "Casanova Fett".

*Poof!*...That is the last time I volunteer for a magic trick.

This is the last time I ever make a bet at that sleezy cantina...and it just HAD to be Jabba's palace.

*Memorizing book* "Roses are red, violets are blue...Roses are---oh poodoo--is that a hummingbird? Great. The first time I put away my rifle..."

(Fett talking with Leia) Wha...wha...WHAT?! There's a HAN too? Oh come on!!! You have no idea how many florists I had to kill for those flowers!