Caption Contest #13

"No force in the galaxy will ever make me tell you what i had to do for that bounty..."

*Han Solo gets a suprise after being unfrozen*
Boba:Er....hello Han
Han:Boba Fett!!?
Boba:Yeah, I wanted to apologize for trying to kill you, and I wanted to tell you why I realy chased you across the galaxy..
Han:....What?
Boba: I was being paid by the Empire but, that wasnt the only reason
Han:What are you ta-
Boba: I...I love you
Leia:Whats going on, whos at th-
Boba:What?!I've been chasing you for so long and...and you choose her over me? How could you?
Han: Listen, Boba, I never realy liked you, you were trying to kill me, and..
Boba:Your'e the only reason im alive! You inspired me to climb out of that sarlacc!*boba starts to cry, and runs away*
Leia:What was that about?
Han:How should I know?

Boba Fett needed YEARS of experience to be to best Bounty Hunter in the galaxy.

Who knew he'd try seduction?

*walks up to leia* hi leia, um will u go out with me?
leia: well, i would but.. hey i though u got eaten!

*Sintas walks up behind boba as he asks leia out* BOBA WHAT THE ****!
Boba thinking"OH CRAP"
boba:hey hunny, I uh..
Leia: YOUR MARRIED AND UR HITTING ON ME??
Boba: Well I *SMACK*

Now that the clone masters are gone I have to do this the hard way.

the kid across the street is paying me 1500 credits to give this to you

Slave I computer: That just ain't gonna cut it mister! I saw you with that tramp Slave II over Nar Shaddaa!

Boba Fett: But baby! That was a one time thing, you know I'll always love you...

Slave I computer: You left me in "IN IMPOUND TO RUST!"

"Wanna Be my Bounty?"

Roses are red, Violets are blue...
Marry me or I will disintegrate you...