Caption Contest #13

Happy Birthday! My little Bat only for you, I do this!

Boba Fett needed YEARS of experience to be to best Bounty Hunter in the galaxy.

Who knew he'd try seduction?

Geez, Han unfroze, the Empire was beaten by Ewoks, and suddenly I'm falling for Leia?!?! Man oh Man...Just gotta...press the door...bell. Oh my god, I pushed it, I'm so terrified. Don't know what to say!!! Oh dear! She's answered it! .............. *blackout*

Boba Fett: clone, mercenary, master of seduction.

Boba was fairly suprised when he picked up the flower and it didn't immediately wilt like most flowers did while in his grasp. So moved was he, that he fell in love with the flower and read it poetry constantly.

i'm going out on a date, of course!
why do you think i've got the flower and love poem book!?

Now that the clone masters are gone I have to do this the hard way.

"No force in the galaxy will ever make me tell you what i had to do for that bounty..."

"Let's see...'You're worth a lot to me.' No...that won't work...'You're no good to me dead.' No...'Aaaaaahhhhh!' No...I tried that on the last one..."

*Han Solo gets a suprise after being unfrozen*
Boba:Er....hello Han
Han:Boba Fett!!?
Boba:Yeah, I wanted to apologize for trying to kill you, and I wanted to tell you why I realy chased you across the galaxy..
Han:....What?
Boba: I was being paid by the Empire but, that wasnt the only reason
Han:What are you ta-
Boba: I...I love you
Leia:Whats going on, whos at th-
Boba:What?!I've been chasing you for so long and...and you choose her over me? How could you?
Han: Listen, Boba, I never realy liked you, you were trying to kill me, and..
Boba:Your'e the only reason im alive! You inspired me to climb out of that sarlacc!*boba starts to cry, and runs away*
Leia:What was that about?
Han:How should I know?