Caption Contest #13

Thats right...trust me.

Roses are red, Violets are blue...
Marry me or I will disintegrate you...

Does this seem right to you???? LIVE ABOVE THE INFLUENCE!!!!

*Sintas walks up behind boba as he asks leia out* BOBA WHAT THE ****!
Boba thinking"OH CRAP"
boba:hey hunny, I uh..
Leia: YOUR MARRIED AND UR HITTING ON ME??
Boba: Well I *SMACK*

*walks up to leia* hi leia, um will u go out with me?
leia: well, i would but.. hey i though u got eaten!

Ad campaign: SMILE! APPARENTLY, BOBA LOVES YOU! (well, at least until he finds his blaster rifle...)

After reading aloud a random poetry book he found lying on the ground, all girl fans attacked and Boba had nothing to defend himself with but a flower.

In a sick turn of events, Boba mistakenly mixed up his girlfriend's address and was shocked to see Jabba the Hutt standing in the doorway.

Fett: You look lovely Leia... NO, NO, NO! Uhhh, let's see, I saw this flower on top of the last bounty I killed and decided to give it to you... oh boy! here she comes!!!
Leia: Boba?! What are you doing here?
Fett: Me think u hot in little bikini!
Leia: UGH! BOBA FETT, WE R THROUGH!!!
Fett: NOBODY SAYS NO TO BOBA!!! (Draws blaster...)

Few know of Boba's little brother, Bobby, whose favorite hobby was to dress up like his big brother and ruin his "macho" reputation.