Caption Contest #13

*Han Solo gets a suprise after being unfrozen*
Boba:Er....hello Han
Han:Boba Fett!!?
Boba:Yeah, I wanted to apologize for trying to kill you, and I wanted to tell you why I realy chased you across the galaxy..
Han:....What?
Boba: I was being paid by the Empire but, that wasnt the only reason
Han:What are you ta-
Boba: I...I love you
Leia:Whats going on, whos at th-
Boba:What?!I've been chasing you for so long and...and you choose her over me? How could you?
Han: Listen, Boba, I never realy liked you, you were trying to kill me, and..
Boba:Your'e the only reason im alive! You inspired me to climb out of that sarlacc!*boba starts to cry, and runs away*
Leia:What was that about?
Han:How should I know?

[EU Spoiler Alert]
(Shortly after Sintas is released from carbonite) So honey. I know things haven't been the best. But I think we can work things out. I've changed, you've got to believe me.

Boba couldn't help but feel faintly silly.

Boba:Roses are red, violets are blue, I wish my armor was blue, cause I really want you
Vader: Dude, get away from me now
Boba: What? I was practicing, was it good?
Vader: I guess so, who it for?
Boba: Princess Leia
Vader: No, thats my daughter you cant have her!!
Boba: oo*runs*

(Fett talking with Leia) Wha...wha...WHAT?! There's a HAN too? Oh come on!!! You have no idea how many florists I had to kill for those flowers!

OHMIGOD, OHMIGOD, OHMIGOD!!!!! Leia looks soooo HOT!! *dark spot appears* AAAHHHH! This Can't be happening to me!

All this love and affection...*wakes up in a sweat* aaahhh! fhew! It was just a dream! (sees book in his hand) NOOOOOO!!!

Boba Fett, returning his "book" to the library... the librarian unaware that it was really a bomb. Soooo, he bought flowers to say sorry later.

Few know of Boba's little brother, Bobby, whose favorite hobby was to dress up like his big brother and ruin his "macho" reputation.

Ad campaign: SMILE! APPARENTLY, BOBA LOVES YOU! (well, at least until he finds his blaster rifle...)