Caption Contest #13

Worst...Job...Ever...

Desperate for money due to a slump in bounties, Boba Fett once had a small stint as a Gigolo.

Boba: Hey uh.. mary I was kinda wandering if you'd do me the honor of.. No No, Hi mary would you like to go to a movie? no no thats no good either. Sup mary its Boba the Fett the best bounty hunter in the galaxy babe how'd you like to go to dinner?, Okay yeah thats the one, alright (nervous sigh) now lets do this.

This book told me that the deepest expression of love is self-sacrifice and considering that Fett's going to kill me once he realizes I swiped his armor, I'd say this suffices.

Bow-Chicka-Bow-Wow

Boba:Roses are red, violets are blue, I wish my armor was blue, cause I really want you
Vader: Dude, get away from me now
Boba: What? I was practicing, was it good?
Vader: I guess so, who it for?
Boba: Princess Leia
Vader: No, thats my daughter you cant have her!!
Boba: oo*runs*

Life ended when the Jedi got mad at Boba and chopped him in two... then made him hold a flower and a book.

Boba: Jabba for the last time I am NOT going to ask Rystall out for dinner for 500,000 credits. I want more than that.
Jabba:You will got out with her.
Boba:No.
Jabba:Yes.
Boba:No.
Jabba:YES.
Boba: NOO!!!
Jabba: NOOOOO!!!
Boba: YESSS...SHOOT!!!
Jabba: MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Boba(grumbles and walks away): I'm going to get you back...soon...

Boba: Uhh...Hey Rystall...how's it goin?
Rystall: *slap!*

Boba Fett was rather distubed as he found a flower and love poem book on the ramp of Slave I. What was more disturbing was the fact that it was from Slave II...