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|why is the camera suddenly closing up on my head?!||yes the actual boba fett of Orange, CA||02/12/2007|
|WHAT?! PARIS HILTON IS STILL ALIVE??||yes the actual boba fett of Orange, CA||02/14/2007|
|Boba Fett RULES!!!||Wild Style of grants pass or.||02/08/2007|
kicks-ass!Dude, where am I who am I Why does My helmet say Boba-Fett on the inside of it ????????????
|Wild Style of Grnts ps Or.||02/08/2007|
|Jawas gone wild!!! Strangly I'm aroused.||Turtle of phx az||03/14/2007|
|Oh, %&$#*! I left my house unlocked!||Tito||04/03/2007|
|Oh my head. Ok! Thats it! No more jetpacking through celings for getaways. No matter how fun it is.||Tim of Tomorrowland||04/07/2007|
|Aint gettin on no sandcrawler foo'||TheMeanBean||03/15/2007|
|It wasn't long before Boba Fett started experiencing the horrible side effects of a strange disease called Dreamphobia.||The Unknown of Unknown Zone||04/11/2007|
|Boba: Die, Solo, Die!
Friend: Boba! Boba! Are you alright?
Boba: Huh? Oh Damn it! It was only a dream.
|The Last Mandalorian of Kentucky||02/08/2007|
|"Oh my head, my head... what did I do last night? Oh I remember! No wait... nevermind."||TDog of North Carolina||02/06/2007|
|Oooooo.. Shiny!||swgman of west sussex||03/31/2007|
|".....What happened last-EGAD! I'M IN A TUB OF ICE!! WHERE'S MY OTHER KIDNEY?!?"||Stevey||01/21/2007|
|Wait, wasn't my car here this morning??||Spotty||03/30/2007|
|DUDE!........where's my car?||SJ of place||01/20/2007|
|Unseen Voice: blah blah blah, because insults to the president should contain w as many times as possible and on the periodic table of elements balogna = X
Boba: Balogna = X!!!! ... wait is that why I failed science?
|SJ of n tario||02/06/2007|
|oh god...what is the name of that song....this is gonna drive me nuts!!!||shogran of cornwall||01/22/2007|
|Cingular - the fewest dropped calls of any network.||Shifty of MD||01/17/2007|
|Fear I have not!||sean of carol stream||04/15/2007|
Boba: finally my helmet is fixed.
Helmet: A hello would have been nice.
|Sanguis of coventry||03/04/2007|
|*Big red question mark*
Hey! The colorist didn't finish! The bottom part of helmet needs coloring! It's freakin' WHITE!
|were dos boba fett live||ryan of TX||03/08/2007|
|"Yeah, thanks for the tune-up, Jawa Guy!........wha? OH MY GOD! WHERE ARE MY PANTS?!?!||Ryan||04/03/2007|
|yep still got 5 fingers!!||rubenfett of netherlands||04/20/2007|
|Woah.. Those deathsticks go straight to my head!||Roba Fett of Kamino||03/08/2007|
|I had the weirdest dream... about me being an annoying little kid with a bad Aussie accent instead of being a kick-ass bounty hunter...||Roba Fett of Kamino||03/08/2007|
|Ughh! Never tell a Jawa to fix your helmet.||Raziel of chicago illinios||01/20/2007|
|THIS ISN'T DARK HORSE ARTWORK! WHEN DID I BECOME A MARVEL CHARACTER?||POOP||04/18/2007|
|Sell me as Scrap?!?
SELL ME AS SCRAP?!?!
I'm BOBA FETT, not scrap!!!!
|Pheonix of Mandalore||01/16/2007|
|....oh...oh crap...DID I LEAVE THE CURLING IRON ON?!?||Phear||04/02/2007|
|damm it i wet my pants again blasted nerf herder||Octavio of pomon/ca||02/07/2007|
|Don't do drugs, kids.||Matthias Fett of Tipoca City, Kamino||02/14/2007|
|At a most in-opportune time, Fett's face breaks out in hives.||matt of new york||03/21/2007|
|Boba: That was some party...what the-?!
When did I get belly button ring!?
|Boba: Can you hear me now?||Mando Girl||02/03/2007|
|Whoa, did anyone get the number of that bus? Or was that a sarlaac? Hard to tell..||Mandalore Stargazer||01/18/2007|
|Are you threatening my Unit?||Manco||02/04/2007|
|What the...Kelly Clarkson? Shakira? MC Chris? What di'kut's been screwing around with my playlist?!||M||04/05/2007|
|Huh, what the... Hey I didn't know I had HDTV installed in this thing. Sweet.||M||04/05/2007|
|man jawas scare me hey! did anyone see that? hey threw a rock at my head!!!||lazertagracoon of brockville canada||03/14/2007|
|I think I had too much time in that bar last night....||Kina Diane Hicks of Chasing Cars||04/05/2007|
|Oh...crud...THE DANG HELMET'S STUCK!!!||KetFORfett||02/23/2007|
|"Then I'll kill them. I'm stronger than any jawa."||Keenan||02/25/2007|
|What a headache... screaming fans, poster signings, Fett action figures... There goes my status of being an "undercover" hunter. Now I'll probably have to sign an autograph before killing a person.||Josh of Salem||03/28/2007|
|capture by design, kill by Necessity||jon merdoc of fl||02/28/2007|
|Dazed and confused, yet another part of Boba Fett's career.||Jim Henson of Mustafar Plains||02/16/2007|
|I know I forgot something.
What was it?
Now I remember! Where'd I put my prisoner again?
|Jenny of Concord, California||03/07/2007|
|"Oh no! Not the Jawas! Wait...Aren't they like two feet tall..."||James of Missouri||03/13/2007|
|Take off the zoom, please!!!||Jake Mitchell of Amity, MO||04/19/2007|
|Oh god, what happened last night...... and why is there a wookie in my bed?||J Fett||01/20/2007|
|Holy Crap! My Jetpack Doesn't Work!||Hunter of Roswell,GA||04/13/2007|
|Oh man, my aching head...I'll never mix Juma Juice with Jack Daniels ever again....||Humorbot||01/19/2007|
|OH GOD! I FORGOT TO TAPE SCRUBS!!! AND ITS THE ONE WHERE JD FINALLY PROPOSES! I knew I shoulda just bought the damn Tivo....||Humorbot of UK||01/20/2007|
|THAT KID IS ON THE ESCALATOR AGAIN!||Humorbot||01/22/2007|
|Where am I? WHO am I?||Gustavo||01/17/2007|
|What happened last night...
What the-? I got a tattoo?
|" ...And action! oh for heavens sake fett, many many times have i told you not to drop your rifle into the sarlaccs mouth!"
|green helmeted fett of scotland||02/16/2007|
|*slosh slosh* Great, I got water in my helmet at the pool... *slosh slosh*||Fettish of Slave I||02/21/2007|
|And the award for worst dramatic zoom goes to...||Fetterthanyou of NJ||01/18/2007|
|Why, oh why, didn't I take the blue pill?||Fett II of Mos Eisley,Tatooine||03/02/2007|
|There must be some mistake. I can't owe that much child support.||Fett Fan For Now of Seattle, WA||01/20/2007|
|Ugh! This hang over's going to suck... Oh God. Sintas, what did we do???||fairyblood||01/22/2007|
|I picked a hell of a day to quit drinking.||Enforcer of Santa Maria, CA||04/14/2007|
|Hello? Hello? HELLO?
I told those stupid Jawas to fix my comlink. now they shall pay!!!
|What the... how did I get in this suit?
-Boba, far away: How did I get in a dress?
|Ok, thats it. Once i get my Fett-Jawa-Repellent out of my utility belt, those jawas are............ WHERE IS MY UTILITY BELT!?!?!||djchicken of austin, tx||02/04/2007|
|Fett: "Base! I'm under attack! Send help!"
Fett: "Huh? Jango! I told you! Stop partying at Montross's and getting drunk! I need help! And a Bud Light."
Jango: "Huh? Whuzzat? Boba? Did you say to aim and fire all weapons at you? OK. Fire at Boba. Geez, I thought he had more common sense than that!"
|Dez Hokan of Edmond, Oklahoma||02/20/2007|
|Boba: "Time to listen to some classic rock!"
radio station: "Yes, now it is time to play the fan pick, Jabba ate my Pizza."
Montross: "Now I kill you Fett!"
*Boba is rocking out, not paying attention*
Montross: "What!? Aren't you afraid of dying? Gah! I'm goin' back to Kohlma. Go ahead, eat me you Bando Gora!"
Boba: "Whoa! Did someone say somethin'? Ow well, I was on the wrong station anyways. Man, I just hope Montross doesn't go after me when I'm vulnerable. I'm afraid to die!"
|Dez Hokan of Slave IV||03/10/2007|
|Owe my achin head! What did I do last nigh-"
"What the- Rystall?!"
|Dash of Alameda||04/13/2007|
|WHAA?...Arrgh! Those voices again, damn schizophrenia.||darth draco of mos eisley, texas||03/27/2007|
|"I got a headache! how many did I captured this week?... I need vacataions."||DanDBC of Mexico||04/20/2007|
Talking Gecko: Is this what you feel like when you pay for your car insurance? If so, then go to Geico.com and sign up. 15 minutes could save you 15% on car insurance. It's so easy a bounty hunter can do it.
Boba: Hey! DIE LIZARD!!!*Blasts Gecko's head off*
|Commander Appo of Fett Land||01/22/2007|
|If you display too much initiative, the jawas will break you down into parts and sell you as scrap... as they do to all damaged or difficult units.
Please, citizens of the Galactic Empire, if you see a droid that shows too much initiative, or is merely broken down, make sure Jawas don't get it, as they will most likely try to sell it back to you. I'm Boba Fett, and this has been a message brought to you by Emperor Palpatine.
[Thunk] D'oh! Damn it, Gary! You took the picture too close to my helmet! How else are we going to advertise those anti-jawa ads if you just photograph my helmet!
Gary: Sorry, Tem.
|Clone Commander Cody of Tipoca City, Kamino||01/18/2007|
|Whoa... man, I hope my operation went well...
Those aren't my feet!!!
|Chris of Los Angeles, California||01/20/2007|
|"That's the last time I trust a talking car with my Mandalorian armor."||Chick Hicks of Radiator Springs||03/12/2007|
|Baby, just call me 'Stud Muffin'.||Cecilia||01/16/2007|
|That's the last time I drink and fly.||Bobafan||01/21/2007|
|There is something on my head?
Did I get it?
|Boba Dude of tumwater WA||02/25/2007|
|OMG!!! CAPTAIN AMERICA DIED!!!!||Bob Saget||04/03/2007|
|Holy Crap, my helmet is TALKING!!! IT JUST SAID ".............?" GYAGH! MY HELMET IS POSSESSED!||Bob||01/21/2007|
|Me hungry!||bob of ny||02/14/2007|
|Dude, my head hurts.... What is that in my head?!?!?!
CORTANA!?!?! GET OUT OF MY HEAD!?!?!
|ARC Fett of WA||01/19/2007|
|Hey, why is that camera getting closer?||anon||02/10/2007|
|wow maybe if I stop drinking late at night I won't find myself in odd places. wait, what's that!||Andki of Coruscant||01/18/2007|
|Ow, my head.. What happened at that club last night?
Woah, I have fingers!
I'm onto you....
|Anakin Skywalker of Mos Eisley, Tatooine, Outer Rim, Galaxy of Pie||02/04/2007|
|Hello? Bob, you there? Bob????? DAMN YOU T-MOBILE!||Anakin Skywalker of Coruscant||02/08/2007|
|Come closer my friend! Closer...closer...wait!!! Too close!!! *Thunk!*||Amanda Lorian of Chicago||02/07/2007|