Topic: Jokes

Does anyone have any good jokes to tell, if so please say them.

I have 1, its easy to get.

A man was talking to his son one day about his sons future.
" and what will you do when you grow to be a big as me son" says the man.
"diet" is the sons immediate response

"My luck ranges from barely tolerable to cataclysmic"

Re: Jokes
Already been done.

Reality doesn't care if you believe in it.
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