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Why did the criminal take a bath?

To make a clean getaway.

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Very nice jokes. smile *I'm thinkin' new joke*

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HAHA! That's really funny , Miba! big_smile Nice one.

Did anyone like mine?

Did anyone get it?

The Symtoms - ( like the disease people's in the 1500's got and also.....( drumroll ) ............the Simspons! But it's the Symtoms! big_smile

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Eh?  Symtoms?  People get symptoms from diseases all the time.  Not just in the 1500s.  Not a very funny joke I'm sorry.

Here's another.  This one I have to say I copied and pasted off the internet.  I thought it was funny.

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “That’s the ugliest baby that I’ve ever seen. Ugh!” The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!” The man says: “You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I’ll hold your monkey for you.”

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WOW! I'm ROTFLMAO. neutral

It may be a horrible joke, but it was quite funny in my opinion, Sev. neutral

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Masterchief wrote:

HAHA! That's really funny , Miba! big_smile Nice one.

Did anyone like mine?

Did anyone get it?

The Symtoms - ( like the disease people's in the 1500's got and also.....( drumroll ) ............the Simspons! But it's the Symtoms! big_smile

Thanks. And, yes, I loved yours. smile

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Unhoppy.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!

Yours is very funny, Miba!

Like, unhappy, but without his legs he's unhoppy. tongue big_smile

Loved it! smile

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Man sat in his Plane seat ,next to a Man and a Dog
When the Plane was in the Air he asked the Man  about the  Dog
He was told he was  a Policeman ,''I'll show you what this dog does''
''Search '' was the order,Dog went down the plane,came back ,put one Paw,up
''That means there is Hash aboard''
'' Amazing;; the man said
''Search '' Dog came back ,,but this time put his two Paws on the lap
''That means there is Hard Drugs on board''
He told the Dog to search again ..but ..this time the Dog did a BIG Crap on his Lap!!!
''That is disgrusting'  'the Man said ''What does that mean''!!!
The Polceman turned with Whited face and said shaking voice
    ''There's is a Bomb Aboard !!!!!!!!!!
   Bats

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HAHAHAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

That's amazing bats!

It makes sense and it is so funny.

10/10! big_smile

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Two Finnish boys were playing ice-hockey when a big dog attacked to little brother. Big brother thought that he should do something and he killed the dog with his stick and the boys went home. But Aamulehti [it is Tampere's newspaper and Tampere is a city] was interested about that. So, they interviewed the big brother. After that they asked:
"Do want that we write on the first page: 'Tappara's fan saved his brother from a beast'?" [Tappara is ice-hockey team of Tampere]
"Well, yes but I don't support Tappara", said the big brother.
"What team do you support then?" asked the the columnist.
"I support TPS", said the big brother. [TPS is ice-hockey team of Turku and Turku is a city too]
On the next day when the big brother readed Aamulehti, on the first page readed:
"A juvenile devinquent from Turku killed a family dog shokingly with his stick!!"

Well, it is funnier if you are from Finland and you understand everything. Oh, and that base on that people from Tampere usually nag people from Turku. Hopefully you understanded...

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I didn't sorry.... The Fox....

I only understood it when the big brother killed the dog...... smile

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I understood it Fox, it's funny. smile

My next joke:
What breakfast cereal do you have when your pet bird flies into a fan?

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Lol.

That's sick but good too, Miba.

It's very funny.

Here's an original one....

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side.

Lol. ROTFLMAO!

tongue

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Ha.  Haven't heard that one ever before.

3 construction workers are sitting on top of a high rise having lunch.  There is a Mexican, and Irishman, and a blonde guy.

The mexican opens his lunch and sees burritos.  "Aye yae yae!  If I get burritos one more time I'm jumping off this high rise!"

The Irish man opens his lunch and sees cabbage and potatoes.  "Ack!  If I get cabbage and potatoes again I'm jumping with ye!"

The blonde opens his lunch.  "Bologna sandwich! I'm jumping with you guys if I get it again."

THE NEXT DAY

The Mexican opens his lunch and sees burritos.  He screams and jumps off. 

The Irish man opens his lunch and sees cabbage and potatoes.  He screams and jumps as well.

The blond opens his lunch and sees a bologna sandwich.  He jumps as well.

AT THE FUNERALS

All the wives are crying and people are consoling them.

The Mexican's wife was hysterical, "If only I knew!  I could have packed him enchiladas!"

The Irishman's wife was bawling her eyes out as well, "I should have known!  I could have packed him something else!"

Everyone looked to the blond's wife.  She shrugs.  "Don't look at me, he packed his own lunch!"

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Masterchief wrote:

I didn't sorry.... The Fox....

I only understood it when the big brother killed the dog...... smile

Well, I'll try tell it easier...

Two brothers are playing ice-hockey. Big dog attacks. Big brother kills the dog. Tampere's [Tampere is a city] newspaper gets interested of that. They make an interview. After that the columnist asks:
"What is your favourite ice-hockey team? Is it Tappara? We could write on the first page: 'Tappara's fan saved his brother from a beast!" [Tappara is Tampere's ice-hockey team]
"Well, my favourite team is TPS, not Tappara", answered the boy. [TPS is Turku's ice-hockey team]
Next day on the newspaper's first page: "A juvenile devinquent from Turku killed a family dog shokingly with his stick!!"

Did you now understand?

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Lol!!!!!!!!

That one was really, really, really, really funny Sev! big_smile

I understood that one. fully. tongue

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What ROTFLMAO means? I dunno...

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Rolling on the floor laughing my a** off.

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Sev Fett wrote:

Ha.  Haven't heard that one ever before.

3 construction workers are sitting on top of a high rise having lunch.  There is a Mexican, and Irishman, and a blonde guy.

The mexican opens his lunch and sees burritos.  "Aye yae yae!  If I get burritos one more time I'm jumping off this high rise!"

The Irish man opens his lunch and sees cabbage and potatoes.  "Ack!  If I get cabbage and potatoes again I'm jumping with ye!"

The blonde opens his lunch.  "Bologna sandwich! I'm jumping with you guys if I get it again."

THE NEXT DAY

The Mexican opens his lunch and sees burritos.  He screams and jumps off. 

The Irish man opens his lunch and sees cabbage and potatoes.  He screams and jumps as well.

The blond opens his lunch and sees a bologna sandwich.  He jumps as well.

AT THE FUNERALS

All the wives are crying and people are consoling them.

The Mexican's wife was hysterical, "If only I knew!  I could have packed him enchiladas!"

The Irishman's wife was bawling her eyes out as well, "I should have known!  I could have packed him something else!"

Everyone looked to the blond's wife.  She shrugs.  "Don't look at me, he packed his own lunch!"

I heard a different version, where onlhy one jumps and one of the guys starts laughing

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Blonde joke...

A policeman pulled a blonde over after she'd been driving the wrong way on a one-way street.

Cop:Do you know where you were going?

Blonde:No,but wherever it is,it must be bad because all the cars were leaving.

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HAHAHA!!!!

That's a good one, -F3TT-! big_smile

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The Irish gave the Scottish the bagpipe as a war present.  The Scottish still haven't gotten the joke.

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Ha! We Think It's An Intrusment! :d

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But seriously I love the bagpipe.  One of the coolest sounding instruments.  I would say it's an acquired taste.

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Masterchief wrote:

HAHAHA!!!!

That's a good one, -F3TT-! big_smile

Thank you!

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