Re: Chuck Norris vs Mr.T

if you saw the Chuck Norris in person, your eyes would bleed then your head would explode

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77 (edited by Karson Fett Thursday, August 2, 2007 12:03 pm)

Re: Chuck Norris vs Mr.T

Mr.T is God's personal bodyguard.
Hitler didn't kill himself, Mr.T killed Hitler.

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Genisis is inacurate, God took Chuck Norris's rib to make eve, and in return Chuck roundhouse kicked Adam out of the garden

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Contrary to popular belief, Mr.T has a merciful side. Sometimes he'll kill you quickly.

Mr.T is allergic to doorknobs. That's why he always had to kick doors in on the A-Team.

Mr.T wrote all 8 Harry Potter books. J.K. Rowling is a pseudonym, and the 8th book had such a tragic ending that Mr.T pitied it so hard it was erased form reality.

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Chuck Norris lives in a giant doorknob

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Have you ever felt a strange pain in your chest? That was Mr. T, and that was a warning.

take it easy baby take it as it comes

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What happens when Chuck Norris falls off his horse?
Nothing, Chuck doesn't have a horse he uses Mr.T's after beating him up.

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If we're going to do that, this will quickly become  Cuck Norris and Mr. T contest.

A cop once pulled Mr. T over for going 150 miles per hour in a 50 zone. Mr. T insisted that he should not get the ticket, as he was out for his morning walk.

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Have you ever seen 300? Mr.T killed Xerxes' ENTIRE ARMY without breaking a sweat.

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I'm seeing it tonight. I heard that though. I'll be looking foward to it.

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draco fett wrote:

A cop once pulled Mr. T over for going 150 miles per hour in a 50 zone. Mr. T insisted that he should not get the ticket, as he was out for his morning walk.

Nice!

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hmm, i just bought 300 today, i saw it in theaters though. Gerard Butler kicked major ***.

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Adeptus_Astartes wrote:

Genisis is inacurate, God took Chuck Norris's rib to make eve, and in return Chuck roundhouse kicked Adam out of the garden

Please don't say that about the Bible.
If Mr.T looked into the GhostRider's eyes he would burn the GhostRider's sole.

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89 (edited by Mandal_ShadowWarrior Monday, August 6, 2007 12:35 pm)

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If I had to chose between fighting the Hulk or Mr.T, I'd chose the Hulk

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If you think of Chuck Norris, you will go permanently insane. This is due to the fact that the only thing to think about Chuck Norris is how fast he will kill you.

Re: Chuck Norris vs Mr.T

Chuck Norris and Vin Disiel got in an arm wrestling match. Mr. T won.

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Chuck Norris eats antimatter for breakfast

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Mr. T coined the phrase, "I see dead people," after the waiting staff at Denny's forgot his birthday.

Mr. T doesn't pity anyone who likes the Black Eyed Peas. He just kills them.

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Chuck Norris CAN divide by zero (nerd joke but i love it smile )

No disintegrations, No fun

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Mr. T may pity you, but Chuck Norris will kill you before you blink.

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Mr.T can multiply a positive by a negative and still get a positive.

(another math based joke so you don't feel like the only nerd Rengaw)

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Macgyver can make an explosive out of toothpatse. cotton candy, and a paper clip. Mr.T can make an explosive out of MacGyver.

If you listen to Mr.T's iPod, you don't hear music. You only hear the screams of his victims.

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Chuck Norris is allergic to well written scripts.

Mr. T donated overwhelming amounts of money to Katrina victims.

Sorry I don't think these were jokes...

Good... Bad... I'm the one with the gun.
Hail to the King Baby!!

Re: Chuck Norris vs Mr.T

Mr.T once scared the Hell out of the Devil.

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Mr.T has had thousands of lovers. None of them could satisfy Mr.T. It wasn't long before Mr.T realized the only person who could satisfy Mr.T was...Mr.T

Mr.T can squeeze orange juice from a banana

Mr.T doesn't mow his lawn. He stands outside and dares it to grow

When God sneezes,people say Mr.T bless you

Mr.T was to star in 24. It would have been called 12 seconds

Who wins when Superman and the Flash race? Mr.T

Mr.T has never wet the bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear

Only one man has dared to try and outsmart Mr.T. And well you see what happened to Mr.Hawking

There are three sides of the Force. The light, the dark, the Mr.T

If I was totally sane, I wouldn't be as good at my job.