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Luckily, that was the sub-universe self-destruct button. So only the planet Druidia was destroyed. Meanwhile, the clone is rescued from his father by a brave Jedi Knight named Lanc'lot. Back on Earth, John Cena is mutilated by The Terminator.
who immediately goes looking for Sarah Conners but realizes Boba Fett has already killed her, decides to go after Boba Fett and
then Houses team revives him!
But since you cant revive some one thats already alive, House only succeeded in ticking off Boba Fett, so then Mr.Fett invited all his friends for a cook out on Endor!
(House was the main coarse)
and the Ewoks were a fuzzy little dessert!
when told that the Ewoks were extinct, Boba just laughed and said: "...
"fudge sickle!"
then Jar-Jar randomly showed up and Boba cooked him too, saying: "...
"Yumy! a Gungany dessert!"
and everyone laughed and Jango showed up and Boba said: "...
(am i wearing you out? "heheheh!" young Boba laugh...)
(no, I'm good)
"Oh, my god its my dead dad!! He's a zombie kill'em!!" And all of boba's bounty huntin pals when after jango fett in the form of an angry mob.
except for Dengar, who, being the All-Knowing Master of the Neverending Story Game, said: "isn't he dead as of page 13? or is it 14?"
Bossk, being the fastest runner, caught up to Jango and ate his whole head in one bite, saying: "...
"hmf..theth stufth, sticks, to your mouthbth realby bad...."
(nice. 
)
and so, everyone (except Boba cuz it would be cannibalism and a bewildered Dengar) chowed down on Jango's corpse!
and Zuckuss said: "...
(make it something geeky and lame!)
"Haray, for human flesh!!!"
Boba seeing his father's headless body is suddenly reminded of Geonosis so he falls onto the ground and breaks out in tears.
Bossk totally in disbelief that Boba Fett is bawling his eyes out says, "...
Boba seeing his father's headless body is suddenly reminded of Geonosis so he falls onto the ground and breaks out in tears.
Bossk totally in disbelief that Boba Fett is bawling his eyes out says, "...
"Oh, well. It was his time. Again."
then, Boba hears what Zuckuss said, which caused Boba to punch him in the stomach. twice.
later on, the bounty hunters sat around the campfire in their Ewok-skin sleeping bags, telling stories and farting to make the fire bigger.
"One time, i caught a guy who was worth, like, a million credits!"
"Nuh-uh! No One's worth that much!"
"Yes he was! it was Han Solo!"
and Boba shot Zuckuss (but not fatally enough to kill him. he's the bounty hunters' resident loser!), saying: "...
"eat it!!"
And then every one said to Zuckuss:.....
"ohhhh....BURN!!!!!!!!"
so, Boba sets him on fire, saying: "...
"literally!"
then, everyone laughs and the theme from "Cheers" starts playing...
until Boba shoots the man in the sound booth (Jek Porkins again?), saying: "...
"I hate Pork!!"
and Zuckuss, being stupid again (does he stop?), says "i didn't know you were Jewish, Boba! no shellfish either, huh Boba?"
and Boba responds by...
(remember: don't kill him!)
Buy kicking Zuckuss in his balls
However, it turns out Zuckuss is a woman, so there are no nuts there. Meanwhile, PMS kicks in and Zuckuss goes on a rampage, destroying the party and eating all the food.
Then Boba was like: Dude......what the hell man.
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