and landing right into...
and now you know, and knowing is half the battle.
but the clone ended up looking like...
Joe, why didn't you DOOOODGE?!!
but as this was blasphemous in his eyes, he killed her, and then...
but realizing he already has an obscene amount of credits, he said forget this went to spend some quality time with....
the hell? how does " jedi with anger issues " match with " moving teeth " avatar? am i just slow? is there some hidden reference?
only to realize that he grabbed the " because i'm holding a THERMAL DETONATOR!" toy prop thermal detonator instead of the real one right next to it on his belt...
y'know what? i got 'Jedi'. alright so lets put me down as " Jedi with anger issues"
then kills him for being a no-good copy cat, and then saying...
and then the flo kills him for using geico instead of progressive
and then Nappa pops in and says " BOBA! what does the comlink say about your awesome level?!"
jeez it's been like 3 years since the last time is was here 0.o . i guess things just got so slow that i kinda gave it up. good to know that things are picking up again, tho
pwn some noobs on black ops
so boba ate them all and said
Bossk. Greedo is a loser. Bossk is cool(sort of).
but the fairy turned rouge and yelled " FREEDOM!!" as it killed boba.
sidious: aight sucka foos! listen up dissa da blat blat dat powamajigga dog. here's a list o all da worn out jokes so far! sucka foos! uzi joke, smoothie joke(tho dat neva gets old foo!), mr.T orb joke, anythang else?
maul: not to mention robbin da smoothie shop!
darth: o da jetpack rockets! can't forget jetpack rockets!
sidious: now listen up! we gots da special guest cummin now foos!
Death: hey guys, what's up!
darth: it's my main man death! wassup homie?
Death: well, i'm going on vacation so i can't be harvesting any souls for a while
maul: where u goin?
Death: Haiti, then maybe indonesia. a trip around the world!
Darth: so'z yu'z iz tellin me that we cant die?
an awkward silence hangs over the air for a good 2 minutes.
Darth: so, uh...
sidious draws two uzi's and shoots them at maul as he flies through the air like in the matrix yelling " AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" maul takes his lightsaber and cuts vader in half. " WHAT NOW, SUCKA FOO!?" all the while, vader is still just sipping his darkside smoothie.
Death: ya know guys, i haven't officially gone on vacation yet, i can still-
Jango burts in outta nowhere
Jango: you guys are gonna make me rich!
as he fires two simultaneous jetpack rockets at everyone and going supercommando on the whole place throwing thermals and wielding two heavy machine guns(lazers).
Death: OH, THAT IS IT! I AM HARVESTING ALL YOUR SOULS RIGHT NOW!!!
everyone drops to the floor except vader
Darth: oh, no! mah freinds be gettin deepsixed and i iz da only one left! what now, Mr. T orb?
Mr. T: ask again lata, FOO!
Darth: what now Mr.T orb?
Mr.T: i pity da foo dat don't rob a smoothie shop!
Darth: mmmmmm, smoothie......