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So he used the missile from his jet-pack to open the door.  Unfortunately, Boba forget that he'd inserted a nuclear tipped warhead in the jetpack that morning after reading the morning's paper instead of his normal NicelyKnockOnDoor projectile.  This had the affect of...

"You set a code to live by.  I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted...I won't be laid a hand on.  I don't do these things to other men, and I require the same from them."

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destroying the entire Sudan, and Boba merely replied "oops, my bad."

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He expected there to be some reaction, but since the Sudan didn't look a whole lot different after a nuclear detonation, he decided to visit his age old nemisis ____ ...

"You set a code to live by.  I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted...I won't be laid a hand on.  I don't do these things to other men, and I require the same from them."

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who was anxiously awaiting Fett's arrival to make use of the five-fingered palm exploding heart technique.

"Kom'rk tsad droten troch nyn ures adenn, Dha Werda Verda a'den tratu."
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Dun dUDN DUN

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So he broke all of her fingers and toes.

"Next time I'll just reach over and pull somebody's head off."

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then contradicted his very race by igniting a lightsaber, so then...

oh!why'd ya slice of mah hand?!

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how's that a contradiction to the mandalorian race? boba has sported a lightsaber before to combat vader.

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Fett_II wrote:

how's that a contradiction to the mandalorian race? boba has sported a lightsaber before to combat vader.

response: really? i didn't know that.

post: so then boba passed the lightsaber to a selkath jedi to which a mysterious narrator said" omg a selkath jedi! i'm going insane, stop me before i invent something like a trandoshan sith lord!"

oh!why'd ya slice of mah hand?!

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And the finger and toeless girl on the floor screamed, "KILL MEEEEEE!!!!"

"Next time I'll just reach over and pull somebody's head off."

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And clint eastwood killed them

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simply by saying " do you feel lucky? well do you punk?" so then...

oh!why'd ya slice of mah hand?!

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Boba pushed Clint off of a mountain that had suddenly sprouted during the narration.

"This is my face."
-Boba Fett

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Because Ice Climbers had gotten the Final Smash Ball before everyone else did.

"Next time I'll just reach over and pull somebody's head off."

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Then Boom

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goes the dynamite.

"Next time I'll just reach over and pull somebody's head off."

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Melting the ice climbers' faces.

"This is my face."
-Boba Fett

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There remains turned into cheesepuffs!

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And there was much rejoicing.

"Next time I'll just reach over and pull somebody's head off."

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Except for Clint Eastwood.

"This is my face."
-Boba Fett

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and Ice Climbers.

"Next time I'll just reach over and pull somebody's head off."

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But much rejoicing from the pweanut gallery until...

"This is my face."
-Boba Fett

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a teleporting wampa appeared wearing a tutu and...

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and so Boba observed that teleporting wampas in tutus were interesting and searched the galaxy for like minded individuals who also found this to be relevant in these dark times.

"Next time I'll just reach over and pull somebody's head off."