Solo: ALright Rendar Even though we're in the middle of a war with the Yuuzhan Vong, we should fight because Lucas's Kids think it would be funny...
Rendar: Ok.... Your Wife is really Ugly....
Solo: What so we're taunting now? Thats Low dude...
Rendar: At least My wife isn't Ugly...
Solo: Look Now, If you say one more word about my wife....
Rendar: Howabout.....UGLY!!!
Solo: Alright Pal, Pistols at Dawn
Rendar: By The Way I wasn't just saying that to Start A fight, your wife: Ugly!!!
Several Hours Later on Concord Dawn...
Chewie: AUGHAGGHAHGH
Rendar: What'd He say?
Solo: He said take ten paces then turn and fire.
Rendar: 1,2,3,uhhh 4
Solo: 1,2, 10!!!! (Turns and Fires!!!)
(Solo Leaves and Celabrates with Chewie)
Dash Rendar's Head rolls next to Greedo's and Dengar's
Dengar: I don't care what the Comics say, I killed that guy.
Greedo: ROLOGOLOFOLO SOLO MOLO CHOLO (* And he shot first)
Rendar: And his wife is ugly (Fans kick Rendar's head over a wall)
Dengar: Sooo, you know how to play Pazaak?
Disciple Sift Through Lies; Few Grains Of Truth Be Known...