Topic: I loled
Will I live to see 80?
I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and
Exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing 'fairly well' for my age.
A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him,
'Do you think I'll live to be 80?'
He asked, 'Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine?
''Oh no,' I replied. 'I'm not doing
Drugs, either!' Then he asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and
I said, 'No, my former doctor said that all red meat is very
Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing,
Hiking, or bicycling?'
'No, I don' t,' I said.
He asked, 'Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of s%x?'
'No,' I said.
He looked at me and said, 'Then, why do you even give a s#!t?'