I'm an absolute Twilight hater.
This is totally me as well. Its for 'tweens. The darkness and angst... is all of the teenage variety. How can I tell, pray you, if i have not suffered through it myself? Oh trust me. One does not need to get shot with a bullet to know that hurts.
I can't fathom how adults are fans of it either. Stephanie Myers never wrote anything before Twilight, and it came to her in a dream. Now mind you that alone doesn't make it bad. But when you see her product of sissy vampires... ones even Tom Cruise could beat up.... (heck even Kirsten Dunst could for that matter), well then you know she's just pathetic. The only problem is that a lot of people drank her kool-aid and is laughing all the way to the bank.
I second Fett_II's comment... they don't sparkle... or drink clamato juice (I loved that episode )
Meat is murder...... tasty tasty murder.
"Suggestion: Electrocution works well. Evisceration and Decapitation are also effective, or um, so I've heard."