Topic: The Alternate Scene between Obi Wan and Jango Fett on Kamino

Had another one of those crazy moments, don't think it's as good as the others but I hope it makes you chuckle.

Jango: I’m just a simple man, trying to make my way in the universe.

Obi Wan: Really and what do you do for a living, Mr Fett?

Jango: I thought it was pretty obvious, I’m a salesman.

Obi Wan: And what is it that you sell?

Jango: Make up of course.

Obi Wan: Make up? That hardly seems manly.

Jango: I’m Mandalorian, diversity is part of my nature. Plus it’s a great way to pick up chicks.

Obi Wan: But you have a son!

Jango: Yes and Boba needs a mother, I need a wife. I don’t see a problem.

Obi Wan: Well I guess when you put it that way.

Jango: You’re a Jedi, I seriously doubt you’d understand. You’re a eunuch right?

Obi Wan: No! Whatever gave you that impression?

Jango: I figured the lightsabre signified what you’d lost.

Obi Wan: [shakes head] You need to get out more often.

Jango: Perhaps, but as I said I’m just a simple man.

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Re: The Alternate Scene between Obi Wan and Jango Fett on Kamino

HA!!!!!!!  Love the little nod to Captain Jack   tongue  Great one Mel, I lovez it

"You set a code to live by.  I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted...I won't be laid a hand on.  I don't do these things to other men, and I require the same from them."

Re: The Alternate Scene between Obi Wan and Jango Fett on Kamino

That was funny...maybe that's why it was Anakin and Padme; not Obi and Padme.

"I swear by the soul I don't have, I am going to kill you."
―Boba Fett

Re: The Alternate Scene between Obi Wan and Jango Fett on Kamino

lol? I laugh but only because I love those awkward moments.

...I live by one rule and it is this: Freedom. Enslave no one and be no ones slave. No more no less. I am a hunter and no one rules me.  - Alo Fett

Re: The Alternate Scene between Obi Wan and Jango Fett on Kamino

That's different, a man who sales cosmetics. If males Jedi Knights are eunuchs I wonder the females Jedi Knights are "compensating" for. LOL But seriously that was a hoot.

A man's worst enemy can't wish on him what he can think up himself. Yiddish saying

Re: The Alternate Scene between Obi Wan and Jango Fett on Kamino

lolz.

Re: The Alternate Scene between Obi Wan and Jango Fett on Kamino

Good work,Mel. 9/10 smile

[i]In my book, experience outranks everything...[/i]

Re: The Alternate Scene between Obi Wan and Jango Fett on Kamino

thats really funny, Mel!

Carry on my wayward son!

Re: The Alternate Scene between Obi Wan and Jango Fett on Kamino

I thought it was......good...8/10

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