Topic: The Alternate Hiring of the Bounty Hunters Scene Ep V

Since you asked for it, here it is...

Vader: I want them alive. No disintegrations.

Boba Fett: But that’s no fun.

Vader: Who said anything about fun?

Bossk: Bounty Hunting is all about fun. Can we shoot them?

Vader: Only on Stun.

IG-88: Stun is not available on my weapons. Can I club them to death?

Vader: [Shakes head in disdain] I said I want them alive, are you deaf?

IG-88: My receptors are working at full capacity.

Dengar: How about your brain?

IG-88: I don’t have a brain.

Bossk: We know that, already.

[All snicker except IG-88]

IG-88: My processor is far superior to your brain cavity.

Dengar: Amen to that. Bossk is a brain cavity.

Bossk: I’ll skin you alive you...

Vader: Enough. You’re wasting my time. Are you going to take on this bounty?

Bossk: Do we get to kill them?

Vader: No. You truly are an idiot.

Bossk: [Turns to Boba Fett] Can we disintegrate Vader?

Boba Fett: [Shrugs] He pays us.

Bossk: [Snorts] Damn. I want to kill something.

Dengar: How about 4-LOM?

Vader: I wanted to hire all of your services, not most and a quarter.

Bossk: Then let us kill something.

Vader: [Slaps himself in the forehead] Fine, kill 4-LOM but not on my ship.

IG-88: There is no logic in killing him.

Bossk: You’re right Dengar, he has no brain.

[All turn and fire on IG-88, only smoking legs are left.]

Vader: So now will you bring them back alive?

Bossk: We’ll see.

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It would definately happen that way if I had my wish smile Great story, keep it up.

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Lol nice one smile.

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Lol! This is hilarious!

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huh, no love for zuckuss or 4-lom?
shame...

but very entertaining.

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I wasn't sure if they spoke...

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meh, they smell bad. that's pretty funny.

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Truly brilliant! I applaude you.

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that was friggin funny smile

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I can just imagine this done robot chicken style... so VERY funny. But you wrote it first kudos!

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lol...well done, Mel.

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Good job. IG-88 don't have brains. Good point. tongue big_smile smile

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Wow, old thread; how'd I miss these...

Great stuff Mel, even if it us dusty  tongue

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lol, awesome big_smile

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LOL that was great wink

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If only Boba HAD said that, would the whole movie be turned around?

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LOL big_smile this is fantastic, I love it big_smile

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Way to go BFFC-Mel, if that scene had been in ESB it would have been an awesome source of comic relief!

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This was actually very funny, well done Mel. Your offering pleases me...

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Nice one mel!

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