Topic: The Alternate Hiring of the Bounty Hunters Scene Ep V
Since you asked for it, here it is...
Vader: I want them alive. No disintegrations.
Boba Fett: But thatÃ¢Â€Â™s no fun.
Vader: Who said anything about fun?
Bossk: Bounty Hunting is all about fun. Can we shoot them?
Vader: Only on Stun.
IG-88: Stun is not available on my weapons. Can I club them to death?
Vader: [Shakes head in disdain] I said I want them alive, are you deaf?
IG-88: My receptors are working at full capacity.
Dengar: How about your brain?
IG-88: I donÃ¢Â€Â™t have a brain.
Bossk: We know that, already.
[All snicker except IG-88]
IG-88: My processor is far superior to your brain cavity.
Dengar: Amen to that. Bossk is a brain cavity.
Bossk: IÃ¢Â€Â™ll skin you alive you...
Vader: Enough. YouÃ¢Â€Â™re wasting my time. Are you going to take on this bounty?
Bossk: Do we get to kill them?
Vader: No. You truly are an idiot.
Bossk: [Turns to Boba Fett] Can we disintegrate Vader?
Boba Fett: [Shrugs] He pays us.
Bossk: [Snorts] Damn. I want to kill something.
Dengar: How about 4-LOM?
Vader: I wanted to hire all of your services, not most and a quarter.
Bossk: Then let us kill something.
Vader: [Slaps himself in the forehead] Fine, kill 4-LOM but not on my ship.
IG-88: There is no logic in killing him.
Bossk: YouÃ¢Â€Â™re right Dengar, he has no brain.
[All turn and fire on IG-88, only smoking legs are left.]
Vader: So now will you bring them back alive?
Bossk: WeÃ¢Â€Â™ll see.
It was like thousands of voices cried out for a sequel and were suddenly silenced...