Topic: Prank Calls

WARNING: may contain inappropriate material for kiddies. but that doesn't really stop them from looking anyway.

the title says it all. don't lie, everyone's had their fare share. here are the questions:

1. Do you do them?
2. Do you like them?
3. Do you get them?

1. yes
2. yes
3. yes/no

also, list some good ones you've done/gotten.

one time, i was at school late, so i used the school payphone with a quarter i had and pranked my friend's house, trying to order a pizza off of his mom. i asked him a few days later (saying that i got a prank call the other day) and he said "yeah some *** called my house trying to order a pizza."

oh, i once pranked this kid i don't like, and some female person picked up. not sure if it was his mom or his sister, but i asked whoever it was if they sold themselves to feed their kids that live under the gutter or not. my mom heard some of it and said "who the hell are you talking to?"

few years ago, some guy calls our house claiming he's "Don Juan". so, he tries to explain that we owe him "$14.95 for eggwoll, and that you have dishonored my family".

course, i'm sure a couple of you BFFCers have done the classics: running refrigerator, kicked dog, etc.

2 (edited by revan07 Friday, July 11, 2008 2:14 am)

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Have i ever done a prank call                              no
Do i like them                                                   no
Have i ever been prank called                             yes

Most of the prank calls to me have been stuff like i have no friends and the Star Wars nerds rejected me from their group.


I do have some ex-friends who prank called pizza hut(Austrailia's leading Pizza sellers) asking for the dominoes(their competitor) number

They also called pizza hut and ordered pizza for a different house so the people in the house are just having a good time at home and suddenly theres a pizza dillivery boy at their door who gives them pizza they have to pay for and they don't want and they never even knew about it. The ex-friends were charged

"My luck ranges from barely tolerable to cataclysmic"

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Lol, ditto, Revan07.

I have never made one or want to.

WOOSE!

Yeah, I know, but who gives a Moose.

NOT ME! tongue

You're foolish words can never hurt me

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I called a random number and said "Is this KFC? I'd like some chicken, how big are you're breasts?"

take it easy baby take it as it comes

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Masterchief wrote:

Lol, ditto, Revan07.

I have never made one or want to.

WOOSE!

Yeah, I know, but who gives a Moose.

NOT ME! tongue

What does lol ditto mean?

"My luck ranges from barely tolerable to cataclysmic"

6 (edited by virulent_messiah Friday, July 11, 2008 4:14 pm)

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LOL...

yes, only the really funny ones, and no not recently...

a very long time ago, I was in High School and we went up to Albany for a Youth Leadership Conference. One night a bunch of us got together and had a huge party in our friend's (a girl we'll call "Y") hotel room, including almost all the other youth delegations participating all over New York State. The place was packed. Everyone was dancing and having a good time. We even had to open the window to let in the cold, snowy December air for relief.

After the party, my friend and I prank called Y's room and told her that we were the police. We said we were investigating a party traced to her room that was suspected to be the source of several hotel patron complaints, including underage drinking (which their was none of).

Oh man her and her roomate were so freaked out.

She came running to our room, freakin' out about how the cops were comin' to arrest her and that her mom would kill her and stuff.

We were hysterical with laughter. She realized it was us and told us we were EXPLETIVE DELETEDs.

We still laugh about it to this day.

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Ive made several good prank calls in my life.

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I'm horrible at performing them- I laugh too much.

I haven't gotten one in a long time.

I think they're hilarious though, so long as they are performed on other people.

My only story involves getting a friend of mine to call someone for me.  There was no way I'd be able to change my accent successfully enough to be believable, but anyway...  A friend of mine was being harrassed by a couple of stupid girls in her class, we decided to have some fun after one of the girls leaves a stupid voicemail to her.  We got a friend of ours to pretend to be her angry Hispanic boyfriend (who was actually one of my cheery Hispanic girl friends.)  The result was fantastic. 

They still believe he's real...

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draco fett wrote:

I called a random number and said "Is this KFC? I'd like some chicken, how big are you're breasts?"

Nice one, best I ever did was call Proctor and Gamble and told them they turned my teeth green with their paste, but couldn't hold the act very long and ended up cracking up.

"We do bad things to worse people"

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oh yeah, i called Pop Tarts after getting their number off the wrapper and told them i had diarrhea from the cherry flavored ones, and they might conduct a study to see the possibility of what caused. i was like "oh #$^!" after hanging up. they haven't called back though.

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I used to a while ago but gave up after I accidentally called the district court.

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My brother and his friend Rick, did one to an old woman one day and they said they were out to get her and all that S***! tongue

The woman phoned the police and L....... I mean, my brother and Rick got told off severely by my dad, I think.

The woman was alone and she was scared, soooooo..... ye cannae blame ' er!

You're foolish words can never hurt me

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I've done a few.  Never to complete strangers though.  I did the whole police thing and my dad and I had my Uncle really going.  He got us back though.  But my dad got me to put Bearlic (medicinal garlic) in his pillow and his dog piddled all over the bed.

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One of the funniest prank calls I ever made was when I was eleven.

                   I called a random number.

                   Some lady picked up, and I asked for a Mike Hawk.


                    So the lady said, "No Mike Hawk isnt here".

                    So I quickly hung up the phone and laughed hysterically all night.

15 (edited by draco fett Saturday, July 12, 2008 4:55 pm)

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One of my friends says him and another friend calls people and says "Is Tommy there?"
Whoever he calls usually goes "No one named Tommy lives here."
So he'd say "Dammit boy, you gave me the wrong number!" Then he'd start audibly hitting a table with a ruler or something.
Then his friend would say "No daddy, stop."
Thn he'd yell "$%!# !" and hang up.

take it easy baby take it as it comes

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haha i've done similar stuff to yours draco.