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Here's a blonde joke too:

A dumb blonde is walking along, lost, and encounters a deep and wide river. She looks up and down the river for a way across but is unsuccessful in finding one. Yet, when looking to the other side again, she happened to see another blonde on the opposite river bank. She tried calling to her.
"How can I get to the other side of the river?" she shouts loudly.
The other blonde replied "What for? You are already on the other side of the river!"

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idiots haha

ok I have only racist jokes...............I hope they are appropriate for this board.
BTW I DO NOT BELIEVE IN RACISM OR PREDJIDUCE I JUST HEARD THESE FROM FRIENDS!

What do you call a bus full of white poeple?

A: a Twinkie

What did the Mexican give you for your birthday?

A: Your bike back

hahaha

TW

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lols @ Si

I can't post any of my jokes here, they're all jokes that rip on stereotypes big_smile

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Why are computers so fat?

They're full of chips and cookies.

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56 (edited by Adeptus_Astartes Tuesday, June 17, 2008 1:26 pm)

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Wow, thats good miba

I saw a funny sign in San Antonio one time:

Maggot's:
Fresh Meat and Produce

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Lol.

Maggot meat in your cheeseburger!

tongue

You're foolish words can never hurt me

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What happens when a vampire sees the sun?

He shouts from delight.

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HAHA!

That is original!

Class, too! tongue big_smile

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What is a car without a car?
Nothing. tongue

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..........

Ummmmmm, that didn't make sense, The Fox. wink

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What kind of cookies do some gamers eat?

The kind made with Ninten-dough.

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and i thought my jokes where bad.....

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regimas wrote:

and i thought my jokes where bad.....

big_smile Thank you! I love bad jokes.

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Blonde joke time!!!11one

A blonde walks into a store and tries to buy a TV. The salesman refuses, telling her that they don't sell TVs to blondes. Offended, she goes home and dyes her hair black, then comes back the next day and tries again. The salesman refuses again, telling her they don't sell TVs to blondes. The blonde goes out and buys a big hat to cover her hair, then comes back the next day and tries again. The salesman still refuses, telling her they don't sell TVs to blondes. In a move of desperation, the blonde shaves her head, puts on the hat, and goes back to the store to try and buy that TV. When the salesman once more refuses, she yells "Look, I dyed my hair, I'm wearing a big hat, AND I shaved my hair! How can you tell I'm a blonde, huh?!". The salesman replies "Well, first of all, that's not a TV. That's a microwave."

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Miba wrote:
regimas wrote:

and i thought my jokes where bad.....

big_smile Thank you! I love bad jokes.

lol, its from the dark knight

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a brain sucker jumps on a guys head and then it starts moving around crazily.
the guy asks "what is that thing doing?"
then another guy answers "it's starving."

i dont care if you kill me it'll just one more worthless person out of the world. J. fett

68 (edited by MandoGirl0415 Wednesday, January 14, 2009 8:53 pm)

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Eh this is corny, but it's kinda funny:

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?

A stick

regimas wrote:

and i thought my jokes where bad.....

LMAO i laughed at that smile

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Well here's a good one:

What do sea monsters eat?
Fish and ships.

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still can't post jokes here... too immature/inappropriate.

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Three men walk into a bar...

The fourth one ducked.

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LOL big_smile You made me laugh, Sharra Fett!

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73 (edited by Miba Friday, January 16, 2009 2:19 pm)

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Q: Why did the Stormtrooper start jumping up and down?
A: He'd stepped on ant hillies. (antilles...)

btw, on the bar and duck joke, it took me forever to figure that one out a few years ago when I first heard it. But when I did I thought it was hilarious. big_smile

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Ah, screw it. Don't put me down as sexist or racist, because I'm not.

A blonde walks by with two black guys on both sides.

What do you tell her?

Nothing, you already told her twice.

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Sharra Fett wrote:

Three men walk into a bar...

The fourth one ducked.

Oh man...I was going to enter that, but you beat me sad

A neutron walks into a bar and asks the bartender "How much for a drink?" to which the bartender replies "For you, no charge"

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