Topic: alternate fight scene with maul qui-gon and obi-wan episode I

(dramatic music) maul walks in


Qui gon: we'll handle this

Padme:we'll take the long way

     suddenly obi and qui gon gang up on maul with rad saber moves as maul easily defends himself from their attacks


Maul: my master wants u dead

                sadly, Qui gon is killed

Obi wan: nooooooooooooooo!! ****, u killed my master, take this sith scum!

                  suddenly the song "everybody was kung fu fighting" starts playing


Obi wan: die die die!
Maul: release your anger!

Maul is chopped in half

Qui gon: (barely alive) obi wan, u must train him, promise me you'll train anakin in the ways of the force

Obi wan: ahhhhhhhhhhhh, jeeze, why do i gotta train anakin

Qui gon: Do as yer told obi wan!

Obi wan: alright, alright, i promise to train him


Unfortunetly, obi wan had his fingers crossed, and anakin was never trained, there was no great chosen one, no darth vader, no luke skywalker. And all because obi wan never trained him, sheesh! some people are so inconsiderate!

oh!why'd ya slice of mah hand?!

Re: alternate fight scene with maul qui-gon and obi-wan episode I

i'm sorry if this sucks, i just had a brief moment of poor judgement, anyway, if u like, great! if not, great!

oh!why'd ya slice of mah hand?!

Re: alternate fight scene with maul qui-gon and obi-wan episode I

wow...*blinks, lets what she just read sink in*.....that....*shakes head* ......FREAKIN' hilarious!  But then, I am easily amused.....

"Ke barjurir gar'ade, jagyc'ade kot'la a dalyc'ade kotla'shya."--
Train your sons to be strong, and your daughters to be stronger.

Re: alternate fight scene with maul qui-gon and obi-wan episode I

lol thats funny

Your god won't be there to save you, or maybe I will

Re: alternate fight scene with maul qui-gon and obi-wan episode I

Honestly, it would be funnier if there weren't so many grammatical/ spelling.  I know it's an internet thing but is it so hard to take the time to capitalize and type "you" instead of "u"?

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Re: alternate fight scene with maul qui-gon and obi-wan episode I

Kung-Fu Fighting! That's funny

"No one gets out of here alive."
               -Jim Morisson of THE DOORS

Re: alternate fight scene with maul qui-gon and obi-wan episode I

*stares blankly* grawb???????????(brain scrambled from awesomeness)

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Re: alternate fight scene with maul qui-gon and obi-wan episode I

thanks, i wasn't sure if was funny, or just crazy, anyway, i'm glad you all liked!

oh!why'd ya slice of mah hand?!

Re: alternate fight scene with maul qui-gon and obi-wan episode I

and chosen one please try not to double post

Ryan vanvulkangoedwell miss you bud your gone to heavan and you will be missed...Jared and Jacob your brothers...think of this not a good bye but a see you later.....and ill bring the beers! :?