Topic: alternate scene on hoth in episode V
a wampa just attacked luke, and he's unconscious
Luke: (using the force to grab his saber and slice himself free) got it ( then using his saber to slice the wampa)
Luke then started to pass out from the freezing temputures
Han: kid, hang on, i'll get ya
Luke: ben, degobah system, ben
Han: (using luke's saber to slice the dead tauntaun to keep him warm) it'll smell bad but it'll keep u warm, ewww, tauntaun guts, hey wait, it's candy, hooray, a tauntaun pinata!!
Luke: (suddenly waking up) Candy, gimme!
Han: get yer own tauntaun pinata
Luke: i'm the one with the saber, so i wouldn't be talkin'
Han: good point
Luke: Hey, maybe there's a wampa pinata
Han: yeah, a big wampa full of candy
Luke: or maybe the snow will turn into soda
Han: gimme your portable heater
Luke: or maybe the wires in the droids will turn into lickerish
Han: or maybe tauntaun doodoo will turn into chocolate
Luke: or maybe my saber will turn into a blue pixie stick
Han: or maybe the base will turn into a gingerbread house
Luke: yeah, hoth turning into a candy city
Han: yeah, sounds pretty cool
Luke: get real man, hoth isn't going the turn into candy, let's get back to base
Han: good idea