Topic: an insane converstion with luke, emperor, and vader

Emperor: (using force lightning to shock luke) die jedi

Luke: owwww! quit shocking me!

Emperor: shut up and take it like a man

Luke: i'll join the darkside if u quit shocking me

Emperor: Yay, a new apprentice

Vader: hey, i thought i was your apprentice

Emperor: shut up, he's better than u, and he's my new apprentice

Luke: phsyce, (using his saber to slice the emperor in half)

Vader: now we can rule the galaxy as father and son

Luke: no way!

Vader: i thought this would be a good bonding time, just u and me, ruling the galaxy

Luke: well, o.k

Vader: cool, let's go out for smoothies

Luke: o.k

Vader: mmmmm, smoothie

Luke: i'm sorry i sliced off your hand, i'll buy u a new robot arm

Vader: gee, thanks, it's about time i got a new robot arm

Luke: so when do we start ruling the galaxy

Vader: right now, starting with this smoothie shop

Luke: what?

Vader: alright everybody freeze, i'm robbing this place, gimme a strawberry smoothie, and a kiwi smoothie for my son

Luke: cool, free smoothie

Bartender: or what?!

Vader: or this,( using his saber to slice the bartender in half)

Luke: anybody else want to get sliced?!

Vader: let's get outta here son!

Luke:Now let's destroy the rebel base (so they dropped the imperial atomic bomb on the rebel base on endor)

Vader: wow, that was easy

Luke: yup

Vader: we are finally ruling the galaxy as father and son, u are fulfilling your destiny

Luke: yes, i guess i am

Vader: yup

Luke: so what do we do now?

Vader: i don't know, i guess this is where the story ends

Luke: yup

                  The End

oh!why'd ya slice of mah hand?!

2 (edited by draco fett Wednesday, May 2, 2007 11:03 am)

Re: an insane converstion with luke, emperor, and vader

That was... interesting.

take it easy baby take it as it comes

Re: an insane converstion with luke, emperor, and vader

I'm pretty sure I shouldn't comment on this . . .

If ya love me . . .And ya know me . . . And ya've seen me . . .
I'm Old Gregggggggg!

4 (edited by cujo Wednesday, May 2, 2007 4:04 pm)

Re: an insane converstion with luke, emperor, and vader

truely odd...
mmmm, darkside smoothie.
http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w7/cujo86/drooling_homer.gif

"mmmm, pistol whip." -Homer Simpson
[url=http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=42831046]Cujos' MySpace[/url]

Re: an insane converstion with luke, emperor, and vader

The Yautja wrote:

I'm pretty sure I shouldn't comment on this . . .

why don't ya?

oh!why'd ya slice of mah hand?!

Re: an insane converstion with luke, emperor, and vader

The Chosen One wrote:
The Yautja wrote:

I'm pretty sure I shouldn't comment on this . . .

why don't ya?

I really don't know what to say.  It's an interesting concept though.

If ya love me . . .And ya know me . . . And ya've seen me . . .
I'm Old Gregggggggg!

Re: an insane converstion with luke, emperor, and vader

smoothie was the only funny part.

8 (edited by Bounty Hunter Kaiza Friday, May 11, 2007 12:12 am)

Re: an insane converstion with luke, emperor, and vader

Pretty cheesy if you ask me.

P.S. The rebel base is in Yavin.  Not Endor.

The pen is mightier than the blaster!

Re: an insane converstion with luke, emperor, and vader

So very corny

Fear my spears and rocks! :)

Re: an insane converstion with luke, emperor, and vader

Fett_II wrote:

smoothie was the only funny part.

that is true

Fear my spears and rocks! :)

Re: an insane converstion with luke, emperor, and vader

Ewok, you can use the edit botton to add something to a previous post. That way, you do not need to post twice in a row.

take it easy baby take it as it comes

Re: an insane converstion with luke, emperor, and vader

Ewok Assassin N8 wrote:

So very corny

that's what makes it funny N8

oh!why'd ya slice of mah hand?!