Topic: an insane converstion with luke, emperor, and vader
Emperor: (using force lightning to shock luke) die jedi
Luke: owwww! quit shocking me!
Emperor: shut up and take it like a man
Luke: i'll join the darkside if u quit shocking me
Emperor: Yay, a new apprentice
Vader: hey, i thought i was your apprentice
Emperor: shut up, he's better than u, and he's my new apprentice
Luke: phsyce, (using his saber to slice the emperor in half)
Vader: now we can rule the galaxy as father and son
Luke: no way!
Vader: i thought this would be a good bonding time, just u and me, ruling the galaxy
Luke: well, o.k
Vader: cool, let's go out for smoothies
Vader: mmmmm, smoothie
Luke: i'm sorry i sliced off your hand, i'll buy u a new robot arm
Vader: gee, thanks, it's about time i got a new robot arm
Luke: so when do we start ruling the galaxy
Vader: right now, starting with this smoothie shop
Vader: alright everybody freeze, i'm robbing this place, gimme a strawberry smoothie, and a kiwi smoothie for my son
Luke: cool, free smoothie
Bartender: or what?!
Vader: or this,( using his saber to slice the bartender in half)
Luke: anybody else want to get sliced?!
Vader: let's get outta here son!
Luke:Now let's destroy the rebel base (so they dropped the imperial atomic bomb on the rebel base on endor)
Vader: wow, that was easy
Vader: we are finally ruling the galaxy as father and son, u are fulfilling your destiny
Luke: yes, i guess i am
Luke: so what do we do now?
Vader: i don't know, i guess this is where the story ends