an insane converstion with luke, emperor, and vader

Emperor: (using force lightning to shock luke) die jedi

Luke: owwww! quit shocking me!

Emperor: shut up and take it like a man

Luke: i'll join the darkside if u quit shocking me

Emperor: Yay, a new apprentice

Vader: hey, i thought i was your apprentice

Emperor: shut up, he's better than u, and he's my new apprentice

Luke: phsyce, (using his saber to slice the emperor in half)

Vader: now we can rule the galaxy as father and son

Luke: no way!

Vader: i thought this would be a good bonding time, just u and me, ruling the galaxy

Luke: well, o.k

Vader: cool, let's go out for smoothies

Luke: o.k

Vader: mmmmm, smoothie

Luke: i'm sorry i sliced off your hand, i'll buy u a new robot arm

Vader: gee, thanks, it's about time i got a new robot arm

Luke: so when do we start ruling the galaxy

Vader: right now, starting with this smoothie shop

Luke: what?

Vader: alright everybody freeze, i'm robbing this place, gimme a strawberry smoothie, and a kiwi smoothie for my son

Luke: cool, free smoothie

Bartender: or what?!

Vader: or this,( using his saber to slice the bartender in half)

Luke: anybody else want to get sliced?!

Vader: let's get outta here son!

Luke:Now let's destroy the rebel base (so they dropped the imperial atomic bomb on the rebel base on endor)

Vader: wow, that was easy

Luke: yup

Vader: we are finally ruling the galaxy as father and son, u are fulfilling your destiny

Luke: yes, i guess i am

Vader: yup

Luke: so what do we do now?

Vader: i don't know, i guess this is where the story ends

Luke: yup

                  The End