Topic: What if you had made Star Wars?

Relatively self-explanatory, but at the same time, difficult to explain. Similar to the question "to be, or not to be."
Anyway, what if you had made the Star Wars movies? What would it be about, who would the characters be, weapons, ships etc

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Re: What if you had made Star Wars?

If I made the SW universe, it would be a whole different story.  Most of my ideas now are based off of the SW universe, so it would not be as good.  I would be remembered for creating a movie sensation (possibly) but I don't think I'd do the real SW justice.  I'd leave the creating to more qualified people.  But, then again, that's just my opinion.

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Re: What if you had made Star Wars?

Jango would either not exist or be killed in a horrendous fashion. Boba would not become Mandalore. The Mandalorians would not be like Traviss made them. Han would shoot first. Chewbacca would not die in such a manner. Midichlorines would not exist. The Skywalkers an C-3PO would not complain so much. The stormtroopers would not be such poorly trained soldiers. Xizor would have been shot in the head. Greedo would have been a better bounty hunter. The Mandalorian language would not have been created.

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draco fett wrote:

Jango would either not exist or be killed in a horrendous fashion. Boba would not become Mandalore. The Mandalorians would not be like Traviss made them. Han would shoot first. Chewbacca would not die in such a manner. Midichlorines would not exist. The Skywalkers an C-3PO would not complain so much. The stormtroopers would not be such poorly trained soldiers. Xizor would have been shot in the head. Greedo would have been a better bounty hunter. The Mandalorian language would not have been created.

word.
i would like to add to that-the empire would not have been toppled by a bunch of muppets...i mean ewoks.
and more cowbell...

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Why would Mando'a not be created?

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I find it unneeded.

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i woulda had Ben die different then the way he did and chewie would have lived and anakin woulda died instead lol. id keep everything mando secretive but yodas species even more under wraps the it is now. and Boba woulda had a better fall into the sarlacc...ya know with a fight and not a dumb accident.

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Re: What if you had made Star Wars?

Everyone knows what Star Wars needed. More Solo jokes, less Luke whining, more Boba (not a lot, just more than there was)

Oh, and the lightsabers would actually be made of fire instead of light.

And all of the jedis would have unique costumes like... Batman and spiderman things...

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Re: What if you had made Star Wars?

cujo wrote:

word.
i would like to add to that-the empire would not have been toppled by a bunch of muppets...i mean ewoks.
and more cowbell...

i would like to second the cowbell motion...and maybe make C3-POs personality a lot more like Christopher Walken's... I also wouldn't mind some scenes with more personality. like Luke goes into a nervous breakdown after Ben's death. Or Yoda goes through a large stage of serious depression when he becomes selfconscious about his appearance. maybe Jabba could have become anorexic causing him to have a dramatic weight change... Chewie could have unspoken feelings for Leia... just a few ideas...

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Spare me from ever seeing these movies....all of which would probably be rated R.....although Muse46 does have a piont about Leia and Chewie.....she did offer to kiss him you know....lol....."I'd rather kiss a wookie!" "That can be arranged."

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Re: What if you had made Star Wars?

Why would they be rated R?

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Well knowing you draco, and reading your post about Jango's death, assuming you choose the latter, and your admiration of Alice Cooper, who seems to love gore and things like that, I believe R would be a proper rating purely for the blood and gore.

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I suppose it was a bit misleading; I intended an extremely quick shot of Jango laying limbless with carnivorous animals approching. Of course I would prefere that he was not in it at all.

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I'll third on the cowbell. Also, ROTS was rumored to be rated R for too many people getting killed.

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Wow! I would have to hand it to George Lucas for invented something like Star Wars but if I were to change it there would be more Boba Fett less or no Jar-jar Binks. By all means C3PO's and Luke's whining has to go. Finally, Chewbacca must live!

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if i made starwars, there would be no ewoks and jar jar binks(or gungans), storm troopers would not be poorly trained and boba fett would have put up a fight.

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Re: What if you had made Star Wars?

If I made Star Wars, then there would likely be no one here today talking about it. Or even a year after I made it. But I guess if I could just tweak a few little things: there would be no Amidala, or at least she wouldn't be called "queen" and her massive wardrobe would be a little more Star Warsish and less aimed at the "look at me I'm a little princess" girl audience, Boba would die better, or not at all, we'd get to see a few more shots of stormtroopers actually frying some of those little fuzzy buggers, aaaaannnd......we'd get to see more Lando. That is all.

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Re: What if you had made Star Wars?

Now this just proves my point: I'm not creative enough to think of what I'd do, yet everyone else has amazing ideas, that make me kick myself for not thinking of!  big_smile

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Re: What if you had made Star Wars?

More Boba, no Jar Jar, no whiny Skywalker, and I would put in the scene with boba escaping from the Sarlaac.

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Re: What if you had made Star Wars?

That would be cool.

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Definatly more Boba.  And Maul would be featured more.  Grievous would have had a way better death scene.

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On the death scene thing, I'd probably prefer Jango and Grievous to (if at all) die in a less fluke-ish deaths.  They were both deadly fighters, and were done in by a completely mundane way.  I think that it is pathetic, and I hated those two parts.  Anyways, i'm rambling,  so I'll stop now.

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Re: What if you had made Star Wars?

I would've kept the name Luke Starkiller since it fits in with him "killing" the Death Star. I think I would've made the series in chronological order, or maybe some other order. hmm...

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Re: What if you had made Star Wars?

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