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draco fett wrote:

Lectures with Mr. Fett. That would be very boring.

Nuhuh! It would just be mad short. For example - the 'how to kill someone' lecture would consist of Fett picking up a gun, shooting someone in the face, and staring blankly at the camera for the remaining 25 minutes of show time. Maybe he'll whistle or throw in a 'well, that's it' for the audience. Or not.

Btw, I would just hate to watch 'The Young and the Restless' starring Padme and Anakin. Insulin, please.

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Or "The Meaning of Life with C3P0 (co-host Jar Jar Binks)"

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"Animal Precinct" on Coruscant about abused pets.

Or Bossk on a show with someone like Dr. Phil about his "Anger Management"

(You just can't help yourself with the Emporer in a thong thing, Can you Guys?) lol


This one is great-> http://www.bobafett.com/humor/cartoon/taeboba.jpg

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How We Got Owned, by Obi-Wan Kenobi's ghost.

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General Grievous's Talk Show

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Everyone should check out this movie. Too bad only chapter 1's ready.

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The Cloner wrote:

General Grievous's Talk Show

Dude. That would be the best show ever. It would involve Grievous, an inhaler, lots of vodka, paid b!tches, post-modern epileptic camerawork, and, of course, the constant hum of his demo rap album in the background. You can catch it on VH1 every morning at 3AM.

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Let me think.  Done.
Dancing with Jar-Jar Binks.  (The poor clutz would demolish the room...)
Anatomy of  a Sarlaac, with Boba Fett
Fair Play, with Sebulba
I'm sorry, not feeling very creative today.

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Not very creative bah!  Very good examples.  Anatomy of a Sarlacc!  Thats very funny.  Like funny enough to say "lol" in public.

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Dancing with Jar-Jar Binks was worse than my Dances with Banths!

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I'd say that they'd be about equal. How about:
Magic tricks with Darth Maul? (ye olde sawing-in-half-trick...)
Jetpack maintenancewith the Fetts
English with R2-D2.
Some more to chew on.

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Obidience school with Mr. Geonosian and the Nexu
A young droid's guide to growing up with the Seperatists army  (Voice change between AotC and RotS)
A Friends episode starring THE SITH
Cherish your individuality with Commander Cody
Social skills with Sev

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Sev Fett wrote:

Social skills with Sev

lol That's my personal favorite!

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A geonosian tells a joke and Sev laughs.
"Haha that's a good one,  I slay you!"
Promptly sticks a knife in his gut.
Yah pathetic I know.

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And I thought mine were relatively funny......actually, I didn't but hey, whatever.  Nice one Sev Fett!

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I just came up with one more:
Grand Chancellor (or Emperor) Palpatine - A Man with a Mission

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Everyone should check out this movie. Too bad only chapter 1's ready.

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"You want abs?  Want to get rid of that extra fat?   Watch '30 Minute Morning Exercises,' exclusively hosted by Jabba the Hutt...."

Insect and pest control with the geonosians.....

Make it at home crafts, with the ewoks......

Maintaining your garden with Owen Lars.....

The list goes on forever....

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How to Learn Basic with a Weequay
Solo's Garage (Day One: Learn how the repair the Falcon!)

Why can't I come up with anything better! Grrr! smile

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Or just "Learning with the Weequey.

take it easy baby take it as it comes

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"This week on Crumb's Corner...

Salacious:  hehehehe. Luke, we've recently discovered that you are deeply in love with your sister... discuss.

Luke: What!? We made out once!! I didn't know ok!!! And she kissed me!?

Leia: You lying piece of crap!! (brawl ensues. Crowd cheers)

Join us next week when we have on Shmi Skywalker. She says her baby was imacculately concieved. Is it truly the next messaih, or is she a raving lunatic... Tune in to find out."

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Here's a show Draco would like: Jango the bounty hunter ( instead of dog the bounty hunter ).

"Everyone has the right to be stupid, but you are abusing the privilege."

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Actually, I would. It would be hilarious:

Bounty (takes Jango's blaster): "Go away or I'll kill ya'."
Jango: "Ha! That blaster is empty!"
Bounty (points blaster at Jango): "Give me the power cell or I'll kill ya'."
Jango (hands over power cell): "O-o-okay, just don't shoot!"

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draco fett wrote:

Actually, I would. It would be hilarious:

Bounty (takes Jango's blaster): "Go away or I'll kill ya'."
Jango: "Ha! That blaster is empty!"
Bounty (points blaster at Jango): "Give me the power cell or I'll kill ya'."
Jango (hands over power cell): "O-o-okay, just don't shoot!"

I found this quite funny. Sorry Gustavo, but ya gotta admit there is comedy in that.

But the strange thing is that yesterday I told my friend that Dog should wear a Boba costume, it would make the show somewhat bareable.

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draco fett wrote:

Actually, I would. It would be hilarious:

Bounty (takes Jango's blaster): "Go away or I'll kill ya'."
Jango: "Ha! That blaster is empty!"
Bounty (points blaster at Jango): "Give me the power cell or I'll kill ya'."
Jango (hands over power cell): "O-o-okay, just don't shoot!"

Rofl thats so stupid it's funny. But when you played bounty hunter, didn't you think it was funny when Jango kept pointing his gun at someone? The " cooperation" it "inspired" makes me laugh til this day.

"Everyone has the right to be stupid, but you are abusing the privilege."

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It's been a while scince I have played that game, but I just went around shooting everybody. Though this is off topic, my end-of-level score once was "Enemies killed: 66" Non-Enemies* killed: 83."

*I do not remember what phrase is used to describe non-enemies.

I would love to write for a show based on Jango.

take it easy baby take it as it comes