Topic: Worst Character Names

What is the worst character name you've come across in Star Wars (be it movies, novels etc). I think Biggs Darklighter was a shocker, just a little to close to Luke Skywalker for my liking.

What are your thoughts?

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2 (edited by Commander Appo Tuesday, January 9, 2007 4:49 am)

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Skot OnSon from The Cestus Deception. Kit Fisto became my favorite jedi after reading that book. This is off topic, but can anyone be so kind as to respond to my Omega vs. Delta squad topic?

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I have three Ghoel, Geezum, and Ugloste. They are all aliens but they could have had better names.

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Gorga Desilijic Aarrpo...the worst name ever...even for a hutt

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yareal poof!  sounds like some fun times alien snacky snack.  ooh, yeah i want some yareal poofs!

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Boba Fett! j/k, j/k. Can you do the name of a species? If so, then I say taun taun. My friend used to pronounce it wonton, the Chinese food.

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7 (edited by draco fett Wednesday, January 10, 2007 4:38 pm)

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Actually, I do not like the name Boba. I also dislike the name Dooku.

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the shortened version of aniken.  no wonder he went to the dark side, everyone calling him annie.  that's like a boy named sue

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Gungan, it's too close to Gundam for my tastes.

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10 (edited by Thylacine Thursday, January 11, 2007 12:19 am)

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I really don't like the species name Squib. It sounds too much like Squid to me.

Also, the names Dooku and Yoda. I just don't like those names for some reason.

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For me, the names Fizzik and Isolder. Fizzik I don't like 'cos it sounds too much like Fezzik from the Princess Bride, and I don't Isolder 'cos it sounds too much like Isildur from Lord of the Rings.

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Haha boy named Sue.  Hilarious song, and to stay oon topic, Salacious B. Crumb.  Like come on.

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sry, worst name in all of the star wars universe... elan sleazebaggano... just wow

http://www.starwars.com/databank/charac … index.html

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Fetterthanyou wrote:

sry, worst name in all of the star wars universe... elan sleazebaggano... just wow

http://www.starwars.com/databank/charac … index.html

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Let's continue with the Mandalorian theme. smile

"Bendak Starkiller."

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Bendak_Starkiller

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i dont like the name obi wan and dooku. i dont like porkins, he just gets blown up straight away! wink

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well, look at his name. Porkins. Notice how he's a fat man in uniform. 'Course 'E's gonna get blown away!

On-Topic: Hmm, Palpatine is kind of a boring name.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! porkins : ARRRGH!!   X-Wing : KA-BOOOOM!!! lol, nice one fett 2!

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19 (edited by Karson Fett Monday, July 30, 2007 12:09 pm)

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green helmeted fett wrote:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! porkins : ARRRGH!!   X-Wing : KA-BOOOOM!!! lol, nice one fett 2!

You stole what I did!
Anyway I guess Lucas got petty disprit when he named a character Owen.

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no, i was laughing with you. not stealing

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Its all right
Nice on Fett2

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22 (edited by Terron Tuesday, July 31, 2007 5:53 am)

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green helmeted fett wrote:

porkins

Fett_II wrote:

Porkins.

Everybody's talking about Porkins. Check this out:

http://www.kerrolisaa.com/image.php?image_id=3430
ps. The site is in Finnish

wink

Off-topic, sorry

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i cant make out that site at all, it's all in finnish

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24 (edited by Terron Tuesday, July 31, 2007 9:03 am)

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green helmeted fett wrote:

it's all in finnish

Unfortunately yes sad

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lol nice pic.