Topic: Tabloids

How many of us, just waiting in line at the supermarket. End up reading the cover of a tabloid. I don't mean the ."Did so-and-so marry so-and-so?". I mean the outrageously impossible ones.

Like.
"Park ranger shoots bigfoot." "Alien Race puts Earth in a snow globe." "Georgia man wins a golden fiddle."

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Hehehe, I actually laugh more at Cleo and Cosmo lol

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If you want impossible Tabloids, read Weekly World News. They have some of the craziest stories in them (Along the lines of the examples you gave, plus some) and obviously photoshopped pictures as well.

I never pass one up in the supermarket. big_smile

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Lol tabloids dont you just hate them tongue.

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5 (edited by draco fett Monday, October 9, 2006 7:49 am)

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"Girl with kalidoscope eyes." "Dog learns to speak Russian, French, and German." "Aliens have cloned Nixon." "Band summons Satan on stage." I thought that they were supposed to be a joke when I first passed them.

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"Man actually enjoys reading The Scarlet Letter." "FOUND: Hill Billy who hasn't been abducted by aliens." "Conspiracy theorists finally give up on JFK assassination"

Damn unbelievable if you ask me =P

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Thylacine wrote:

If you want impossible Tabloids, read Weekly World News. They have some of the craziest stories in them (Along the lines of the examples you gave, plus some) and obviously photoshopped pictures as well.

I never pass one up in the supermarket. big_smile

I remember one where they took the picture of a jumbo jet and cut in pictures of brown bats feeding with fake explosion effects to make it look like giant bats were attacking an airline.

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Yeah, I read those when I see them. They're so crazy!

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hey what else are you supposed to read in line? the O? oprah just doesnt cut it when it comes to tabloids

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10 (edited by Miba Monday, October 9, 2006 11:38 am)

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love those weird magazines. They're great!

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