Wow...I love praying mantis I wish one would fly in MY face

Does it have to do with the rabbit in Holy Grail? Otherwise I have no idea. No cookie for me, oh, well.

In the Mideval Ages people thought that demons clled Nightmares would sit on your chest and pear into your eyes. They thought that this would be the cause of nightmares. You both get half of a cookie .

/me combines his half of cookie with Miba's half to make the single BEST cookie ever. A short (but well-choreographed) kung-fu fight ensues, with Miba emerging as the victor. She walks away munching happily.

New anger management topic: cookie-stealers

Yes, I ate every part of the cookie except one crumb. You must find the One Crumb to be complete....

I didn't kill Gunslinger, but there was LOTS of blood.

...we've lost our anger for insanity.  I better find something to be mad about. Save the craziness for the off topic. I'll find the One Crumb if it's the last thing I do...
My friend is getting paid 15 bucks an hour to sit around and do nothing half the time, while I'm slaving away on a weed-whacker in the hot sun for minimum wage cuz my dad will never give me a raise as long as I live because he thinks I'm lazy. 

I hate how there are too many things I want, but I do not have much of a way t get them. I used to mow lawns for ten dollars a week, but those people moved out.

I do not do that because most people in my neighborhood have riding lawn mowers.

And, on the flip side here.... I hate how every single business in town has Help Wanteds and practically drag people in off the street and beg random customers to become employees and then people in other towns whine that there's no jobs where they are. No, seriously. The Classified's section's larger than the actual newspaper. Albertson's got so desperate they put neon signs up like a sort of fence around their parking lot and they all say "Help Wanted". Smith's (the one I work at) hung a big neon orange sign on the front doors asking for people to work for us. A week or so ago I was in Wal-Mart shopping when two people from the photo desk were begging me to work for them. All the fast food places have their help wanteds on their signs. Some places even got those huge banners and hung them across the fronts of their stores. So if anyone's desperate for a job, come here. Cause in my town if you haven't got a job, it's only cause you don't want one. ......which is kinda sad cause there's a town about an hour and half to two hours away from here that has massive unemployment cause people can't pay to drive down here to work and there's no jobs up there.

So, yeah, I hate that situation. We finally managed to hire two new baggers and a new checker. Now we just need someone for NonFoods, someone in Bakery, and maybe an extra hand or two and we'll be set. Though maybe just one or two more baggers would be nice.

LMAO !!!!!!!! Three ninja cows?!?! No will Sonic be like the one thay put at the end of Hsu and Chan comics in Electronic Gaming? 'Cause that would be hiliarious!

At a LAN party, never, under any circumstances, chug 3 1 litter Dr.Peppers in a period of 10 minutes. Not something you want to have to deal with during a session.

Ow...that must have been fun. 
That's why I stopped drinking pop at LANs...Mountain Dew just made me feel like crud the next day.  I've never done anything like that, though...sounds like my buddy who downed six Bawls and thought he would need his stomach pumped...
A fellow LANer? : D  I love LAN parties...ever been to any big, 500-seat ones?

I Hate Aol!